Scooter Magee™ 🍁

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[Samantha Schmidt @schmidtsam7]

A man wearing a Puerto Rican flag tosses paper towel over the fence toward the White House. “Never forget,” he said.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Anybody know what to do when your Democracy does this?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Donald Trump’s premature claims of victory are illegitimate, dangerous, and authoritarian.

Count the votes. Respect the results.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she doesn't realize her country's on the verge of a dictatorship.

[GIVE'R TERRY 🍁 @Terry_Cahill]

Daylight savings yay one more hour to be unemployed

[Jeannette Reyes @msnewslady]

How people think anchors talk at home @ABC7Robert

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

BREAKING NEWS: Joe “Wore The Biggest Mask I’ve Ever Seen” Biden is doing fine

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx right about now...

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

One thing we know for sure is they didn’t catch it from fucking each other.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

[Scooter Magee™ 🍁 @scootermagee]

@ToddKernsArmy I have asked you repeatedly, please do not post my art on your page.

[Scooter Magee™ 🍁 @scootermagee]

@Terry_Cahill @PrimeVideoCA Fuck U Buds Are Right-on

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

The people waiting in line for the #TrumpRallyOrlando are caught in the pouring rain, because God hates assholes.

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Donald Trump currently has:

- No Secretary of Defense

- No Homeland Security Director

- No Secret Service Director

- No ICE Director

- No Air Force Secretary

- No FEMA Director

- No UN Ambassador

- No Communications Director

- No White House Chief of Staff

- No clue

[Scooter Magee™ 🍁 @scootermagee]

@EBraeden Wonderful job Mr. Braeden! I kept thinking that the set must have felt so much like Kristoff's actual funeral... Congratulations to you, the cast, writers and staff, and sincere condolences at the same time.

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

Fakenews is lyeing! My PERSONNAL relationship with Kim Jong Un of North Korea is Excellent, if not Outstanding! EVERY day I text him a VERY hot selfie of me! A pic of ME at my desk. On the golf course. In bed. In the bathroom. I know one day he WILL text me back! #SaturdayMorning

[Scooter Magee™ 🍁 @scootermagee]

PARTY ON Garth's Mom! She's totally stoked and cheering for the @NHLFlames! Loves the @NHL Hockey Playoffs! #waynesworld #partyon @danacarvey @MikeJohnMyers

[Scooter Magee™ 🍁 @scootermagee]

Do you think the new @nyjets uniforms are similar to those of the @sskroughriders ? I think it looks like more than a coincidence ... Opinions? @TSN_Sports @CFL @CFL_News @NFL @Piranha_Brother what do you think? #riders #CFL #Roughriders #sask #yxe #yqr #Jets #NYJets

[Todd Dammit Kerns @todddammitkerns]

It has been decided! Not only will I be @Rock_Vault @VinylVegas @HardRockHotelLV AND tomorrow night but I’m coming back next Saturday to Wednesday/March 30th to April 3rd as well! Good times keep on rollin’!
Artwork by @scootermagee