Olivia

George Bailey, I’ll love you til the day I die

[Olivia @scootie99]

Sponsored by today’s thunderstorm

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[Olivia @scootie99]

PMSing the week of my son’s second birthday. Crying the biggest boohoo tears you’ve ever seen. Putting crocodiles to shame

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[gatinha pra frente @vaibuscardalyla]

infelizmente eu acho uma delicia alguém bêbado pensando em mim

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

don’t need to ever watch Final Destination because I have OCD intrusive visuals. there is nothing that franchise can come up with that my brain hasn’t played for me already. my mind is the Final Destination

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

My husband and I are poly (we let each other watch porn)

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

I’m learning that many straight women really do just want their boyfriends to lie to them constantly. They don’t want honest, vulnerable admissions of desire & predilections, they want to be deceived & manipulated because they prefer the egotistical fantasy that their man only ever thinks sexually about them as opposed to actual intimacy. It’s very childish, actually. Teenage girl mentality

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

“Women should let their husbands lead them”

The husbands: “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do, I need you to make me a list”

[` @ymmayerr]

A gentle reminder that a man who goes to work to “provide for his family” is actually sacrificing nothing And would still have to work if he didn’t have a family

[Olivia @scootie99]

Was getting calls every day about paying off my L&D bill. Part of what I could see was a charge for a nursery stay. Interesting because the hospital does not even have a nursery so I asked for an itemized receipt. Never heard from them again and my balance is gone

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

Guy I work with told me he just doesn't pay medical bills

Doctors appointments, surgeries, urgent care... none of it. Says he hasn't paid a single medical bill in 8+ years

Says it doesn't count against credit because medical is usually deleted from reports when applying for loans

Drives 2 brand new vehicles, has a big house, lives in good area... just doesn't pay any medical bills

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

at the age of ten i thought this was the hottest thing ever and you know what? i was absolutely right

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Bean Soup Theory is perhaps the most relevant sociological analysis of the 2020s and I’m not joking

[Olivia @scootie99]

Paid off my car and my beautiful scrumptious credit score took a 14 point hit for it because we’re in the stupidest time to be alive in the history of the world

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end