Scoot Pressller (Parody)

A former dog walker turned grifter. Don't ask about my time at the VA GOP in 2016 or the Epstein files. Parody account - peacefully, respectfully, obnoxiously.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

I beat Scott Presler to the punch.

Who blocks who now?

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@LauraLoomer I can't tell if that's her real face or not

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

Scott Presler finally got his book published and claims it's in the top 4% books sold on Amazon of all time.

Feel free to call him out on this bogus claim.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

Remember, any negative feedback you give to Scott Presler will result in a block.

So don't comment on things like his stringy hair, weird accent he somehow developed, and that he's wearing cowboy boots (tucked in) while sailing.

[Mason @masonisonx]

@DemzDeliver There might not be a Republican Party after the midterms.

Scott Presler will have to get an actual job once the grift is over.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@JamesOKeefeIII Did Scott Presler reach out to you via Craigslist or Grindr?

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@saw_red24 Didn't realize Scott Presler had a simp for him

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

Scott Presler can't even stand like a normal person.

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

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[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@KBock4444 It's a high probability

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@turnleft_here Remember when he cosplayed as a border patrol agent?

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@UbeenNoped Stop spelling Scott Presler's name wrong.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

Scott Presler would commit voter fraud and vote for Ken Paxton just to get in bed with him.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

They are ratfucking Dr. Abdul El-Sayed the way they ratfucked Bernie Sanders ten years ago.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

Scott Presler outlining why he's a grifter and won't be seen as a legitimate politician.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@screentime Geez, the Grim Reaper messed up again by taking the wrong actor from Home Alone 2.

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

The Grim Reaper took the wrong actor from Home Alone 2. Again

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Brenda Fricker has died aged 81

The Oscar-winner was best known for playing the Central Park Pigeon Lady in Home Alone 2 and Mrs Brown in My Left Foot

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@AlexisBoelling @jared_shult @ScottPresler Are you on crystal meth?

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@JamesOKeefeIII Did he pay you through Craigslist to say nice things about him?

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@KaitMarieox KAITLIN BENNETT POOPED HER PANTS! 💩

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

@LauraLoomer God you look terrible

[Scoot Pressller (Parody) @scootpressler]

I had better things to do tonight

Meanwhile, the cuck that is Scott Presler is live tweeting him like it matters 😂