Scott Bland

Life, Family, Love, Friendship, Happiness, Sadness, Death

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Speech sucked. So anyway,

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Number of people who go bankrupt a year due to medical debt:

Germany: 0
France: 0
UK: 0
Japan: 0
Norway: 0
Denmark: 0
Finland: 0
Sweden: 0
Italy: 0
Australia: 0
Canada: 0
Spain: 0
Portugal: 0
Iceland: 0
Netherlands: 0

United States: 530,000

Yes. We need Medicare for All — NOW.

[Scott Bland @Scootrbee]

Help me win the Ultimate Drum Kit from Drumeo! https://t.co/VOzGoD9WRj

[Scott Bland @Scootrbee]

#bonersoup

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Horsing around with the boys in the hot tub! Pregame for my birthday celebration. Nothing but 7 figure deals!

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard @UpToTASK]

So for those keeping score. Charlie Kirk’s killer, Tyler Robinson, is:

Transgender:🚫
Queer:🚫
Black:🚫
Muslim:🚫
Immigrant:🚫
Democrat:🚫
Antifa:🚫
White✅
Christian✅
Conservative✅
Republican✅
Male✅
Straight✅
Gun Fan✅

Sorted. Leave us out of it. Deal with your own shit.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NEW card just dropped in our Kommander Cosplay series!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

i kNoW GaViN. hE Is aN InCoMpEtEnT GuY WiTh a gOoD LiNe oF BuLlShIt, AnD He dOeSn't gEt tHe jOb dOnE.

[Dan Pasternack @DanPasternack]

49 years ago tonight. Live. From New York.

[POLITICO @politico]

Senate strikes agreement to clear funding patch on Wednesday to thwart government shutdown https://t.co/CcBdNi9E82

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Some good news tonight:

I just locked in an agreement to pass the government funding bill tomorrow without amendments, avoiding an unnecessary government shutdown.

Families can rest assured that their lives won’t be needlessly upended due to an unnecessary shutdown.

[Scott Bland @Scootrbee]

@PaulStanleyLive Merry Christmas Paul!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Jack Black just delivered the strongest endorsement of President Biden this cycle and in the process he absolutely demolishes Donald Trump. Retweet so all Americans see this.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Dark Brandon 2024! 💪🏼

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

LOL: President Biden just made fun of Donald Trump in the most perfect way “Remember when Trump was trying to deal with COVID, he suggested injecting a little bleach in your veins… he missed, it all went to his hair.�� Dark Brandon is here!

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald, my offer to play golf still stands.

I’ll let you take three strokes off your game if you carry your own bag.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Thanks for ruining Diff’rent Strokes, you little shithead.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“I think our bosses owe you an apology for putting you in this situation”

Not usually a Chuck Todd fan, but he absolutely eviscerates NBC over the Ronna McDaniel hiring.

Respect.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The mob boss met with his Luca Brasi today.