Scott Spangler

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“Nobody needs a waiver to be a MILF hunter”
-Anonymous (me)

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Can’t wait to go see my favorite plural alternate universe Canadian musical artist, Gordon Lightfeet

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I hope this portent of doom finds you well…

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Candidate for new LinkedIn bio:
Autistic problem, solver

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Who really needs the love of a romantic partner when you can just a have a bro ask you to do a LOTR marathon with him

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Watching Phantom of the Opera got me craving for an underground lair BAD

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In hyrule. Straight up strivin for it. And by it… heh heh… let’s just say…. This pieace

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Me when I get the Shaq gummy

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Ate spam for breakfast this morning and no one said anything about it for like the first time in human history. The world is clearly glitching today

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Ali baba and the 40 beers

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Chacos are an intellectuals sandal

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Early morning groggy thoughts while still in bed really do be feeling like reading a storyboard of a movie but only every 3rd page

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@kamptey https://t.co/NvbhxM3Z8M

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She Fringing on my pollos hermanos till I Gus

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Why did we as a society decide to tolerate allowing music with blaring trumpets to be played before 11 AM

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I’m out here eating blackberries fantasizing about every single ball of the berry being one of these bitches

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It’s looking like it might be time to start a new stardew valley file again fellas