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none of my ideas are my own in fact everything on this account is plagiarized

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@telekineticpxls the capacity of a pickleball game is like 4. why are they taking up my basketball court. get the hell out. a basketball game's capacity is at LEAST 10 (more if you play smaller games on different baskets). so many fewer people can have fun with the same amt of space fuck pickleba

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@jenfang @lindictive @tryscope_app @anandPa94 @marishlucas @VirgillSA please get the hell out of san francisco 🥀

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@isosteph tragic you're on private and the world won't see this

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@elonmusk @Teslaconomics @boringcompany then do something about it pussy

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do it then you fucking pussy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

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@sugarjammi please don't use the word "cracked" without a TW

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*part of my life

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weird time to suddenly feel like a weird existential longing for wishing there were some kind of oath i had to take right about now

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i appear to be in an oathtaking part of my it seems

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Uh idk I’m extremely good at names what do I do

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@isosteph W o w banger tweet lol

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@neogoose_btw It’s pretty funny how goofy this guy is

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it kinda feels like we’re not really taking the whole epstein situation very seriously

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@VicVijayakumar So if you're someone that, for example, loves seeing referential transparency in your code or need all your recursion to necessarily be tail recursive or cares about saving CPU cycles, go to work, just put the fries in the bag, then come home, build a box, and frolic

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@VicVijayakumar opinions only OUTSIDE of the workplace. If I derive gratification from software craftsmanship alone, which sometimes IS the case, whether or not it does something is not even as important as discovering a cool/novel way TO do something. (Cont.)

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(the only thing i will ever contribute to humanity)

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@akcushman @dkjo08 companies assuming worst faith to begin a professional relationship on a foundation of distrust: easy filter 🥴

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@akcushman applicants put as much effort into applying as companies do in hiring and firing why is this surprising

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@rachelclif now who wanna have sex with ME 🙋‍♀️

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@rachelclif asking dudes to be non-transactional for 2 picoseconds is the real sisyphusian undertaking