Scorah

28. New York Giants Fan 🏈

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I appreciate that he cursed him the perfect amount

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."

[L @Iewdawg]

this app is special

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

he looks like an evil lizard pretending to be a person. spot on casting

[loki @harleyskooky]

i see why he was knighted

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Yeah its over, they got the Fucked up Car Photo of him

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@wesstreeting

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @GraceOnFootball]

chappell roan could play midfield next to kanté but jorginho couldn't do good luck babe.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

driving around listening to the new afroman

[river moon @kissmeriver]

bitch what the fuck

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

We may never know his identity

[Roy Sholay 🇲🇺🦤 @ephemeral1107]

Do you know the grifting man?
The grifting man?
The grifting man.
The one who lives on coke head lane?

[Neo @NeoWokio]

Unbelievable he would say this out loud

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

I won't be happy till King Charles III is called Charles, the Queen Consort is called Camilla and Buckingham Palace is called The Green Park Paddington Bear Experience.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

If only there were some sort of Indiana related nickname involving Daniel Jones’ name, alas