Jessi 👻

26🌙|Pan 🏳️‍🌈|Ashton 💕|Scorpio🥀| Living the Fucking Dream💀

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

In case you ever have to have a biopsy on your cervix, I'm here to let you know that it's a lie when they say it feels like a pinch. They are cutting a chunk out of your cervix and that is exactly what it feels like. Thank you, bye.

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Pretty much at the point where I'm just giving up on getting back into school. 6 classes from graduating, thousands in debt and for fucking nothing. Here's to being poor forever ✌🏻

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Life as an RBT:

*Client tantruming*

Me: Do you want to go outside?

Client: *screeches in pterodactyl* NO!!!

Me: Okay.

30 seconds later...

Client: Why won't you let me go outside you hate meeeee!!!!

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

God damn I have the biggest crush on doja cat. That performance was 🥵
#VMAs @DojaCat

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

queen of the rodents

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

My problem is that one of my love languages is buying gifts that I know someone really wants or needs like I have money for all that 😂

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

This is cute, I'll give Michaels that

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

I literally just lost everything I have been working for the last 3 years because I cannot afford to pay 10K out of pocket. I am fucking devestated and so frustrated.

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

I was suppose to graduate in March... My next term was suppose to start on Wednesday... Yesterday financial aid called me to tell me that my fall FAFSA processed and I lost all government funding because of my income and reaching a lifetime maximum for my income. I make $17/hr

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

@tallparakeet @HolyJose2391 Happy one month!!! Y'all are so lovely 💖

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

I think this is the first place I have ever worked where I don't dread coming into work & can actually see myself being here for a long time. I'm almost 8 months into this job & love it as much as the first day I started. That literally has never happened in workplace for me 😭♥️

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Karma is a biiiiiiitch and I LOVE to watch her in live action ♥️

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

On my way home this little dicked man about clipped my car while he was weaving in and out of traffic only for us to come to a complete stop because of a wreck so he was right in front of. I honked at him when he almost clipped me and made me run off the road

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Once traffic cleared he went back to weaving in and out, I got past the next two exits and there he was pulled over cause he hit another car 😂😂😂

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Just picked up my car that took them 6 hours to put one tire on only to find out it's $50 more than they originally told me & she blamed it on the guy being new this morning not the fact that she added 5 different charges on it. I'm so fucking annoyed.

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

@tallparakeet It's okayyyy, honestly just glad that I actually did have money in my account that I could get a new tire. Trying to look on the bright side. Lol
Fucking Birmingham roads suuuuck, full of nails and pot holes

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Good morning! What better way to start your Tuesday morning than being late for work and having to go buy a new tire with money you really don't have because tires are expensive AF 🙃

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

@tallparakeet Why are you guys soooo cute together? 🥹💖

[Jessi 👻 @scorpiho3_]

Honestly just wanna go play in traffic at this point