Ian Jones

old man with a cracking wife that I love and 2 cracking kids that I love. I love video games old & new. Love films, photography, music & curry sauce with chips.

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Remember that amazing gif of gregg Wallace looking at that woman, with her initially smiling, but subsequently looking bemused then horrified?

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@lindisfarnefest Beardyman performing just after Gene Wilder died and started his set with singing from willy wonka and chocolate factory...

And then continued to blow everyone away...

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@qikipedia It looks like a list of Windows activation codes...

Was there a Windows 41 version released during the war?

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@aufwiedpet Hope Herr Pfister isn't delivering the big news.......

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@aufwiedpet Blu ray box set with all series and specials

Please

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Unbelievable ...still no refund....still being passed around from dept to dept....

More promises of calls back being ignored.

I am telling everyone I know not to ever use b&q due to their appalling customer service...
@bandq_help stupid X name because they don't help

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And in joint 1st place it's Misteeq .......

#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Ooh is alesha going to turn all gangsta and Street in her performance and do a rap like The Reynolds Girls

#oneforthekids
#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Ive voted for the holiday park in the competition to win

#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

#BritainsGotTalent I honestly hope he blows everyone else away

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Hope they've widened the doors in that building because Simon's head must have grown in the last ten minutes

As if his ego isn't big enough

Stop pandering to the judges, you crawling bastards

#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

#BritainsGotTalent live laugh love

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Is that Harry Belafonte?

#oneforthekids
#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

Yes put it on Spotify, get billions of streams and earn £4.63

#BritainsGotTalent

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

#BritainsGotTalent the dog act is the modern equivalent of the dancing bear...

Just truly aqful

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

This is the quality of service I'm receiving from @bandq_help

Doesn't matter who it's been sent to...still haven't had one email or phone call back to me for 4 weeks

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@bandq_help has anyone got their refund yet for the recalled fridge fiasco yet?

Passed from this site to customer services (rubbish) to recall department (giving out false info)

And no further forward

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@gamesyouloved Egg Set Willy

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@bandq_help you really need to change the name on X....there is no help available when phoning customer service or the recall department.

Not one reply from either after a month without a fridge.

Truly awful service.

(And I'm readily following just in case I get a reply here)

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@Therichardralph "Never ever bloody anything ever"

[Ian Jones @scorpio48k]

@TheMekon_Venus Big nob, little nob, obese rob, scruff face and Moira stewart