Shukla_ji

Scorpion♏ | 23 | Memer😍
bio chd, content dekh🔥
Jai mahakaal🔱❤

[Shukla_ji @scorpion_memer]

#aaj ka gyan

Jo chaha wo to mila nahi,
To kyu na usee chaha jaye jo mila hai❤

[Abhyudaya Mohan @AbhyudayaMohan]

No Bumrah? No problem.

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*CR after getting out of marks in practical exam*

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@Naira731601731 Haa pta h shyd kuch jyada hi bda 🤣🤣

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Kya matlab ki mumbai indians bss match jeetne aati hai aur dil nhi😐

[Shukla_ji @scorpion_memer]

Self-discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts. If you can't control what you think, you can't control what you do.

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Golu played same role in mirzapur S2 as 'ueue' plays in Queue.
#mirzapurS2

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Munna bhaiya of mirzapur is like RCB of IPL, they don't win competitions, they win hearts❤

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When she says I like sakth mechanical boys...
My best friend (who is studying diploma in electrical) trying to impress her :

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*Friend gets admission in VNIT, Nagpur*
*payment declines*
Le ARC centre officer:

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*After repairing iPhone display at local mobile shop*
My friend to Shopkeeper: bhaiya ye work to krega n...

Le shopkeeper:

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@MrunalS64699864 Once you start stalking web series characters, again there's no going back🤣

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People will switch from baniya in sabji market to raheeszada at PVR cinemas real quick...

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@MrunalS64699864 True😂😂😂

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#AmongUs
Me after secretely slapping all irritating kids at family function:

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Healing is so weird. One day you're fine, one day you're not.

[Shukla_ji @scorpion_memer]

Loyal partner❤>>>>>>>>>>

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@BirChhabra23 😂😂😂bachpan me ziddi hote h n

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Mom (after beating me) : beta khana kha le
12 y/o me: kuch bhi ho jaye aaj nhi khaunga
*after 2 slaps from dad*
Me:

[Pranay Agarkar @AgarkarPranay]

kisi k sapne le gaya.....

kisi k apne le gaya....

#2020worstyear

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@_dollywadhwani_ Until it actually turns reality😎😂

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#RCBforever

We RCB fans are least arguing....
We just say "Ee sala cup namde❤" and close the matter