scorpusmaximus

I am a series of non-simultaneous apprehensions. Better than some and not as good as others.

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The future looks bright. TAM going to Oz in 2010 too! RT @JeffWagg: An important article about the future of the JREF: http://bit.ly/7T9cLq

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Listening... RT @youngamerican: An amazing set from Maria Bamford on the MaxFunCon podcast this week. http://bit.ly/55LDxr

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RT @Alonis: "Las Vegas Courthouse Shootout" [YouTube] http://twurl.nl/jhrgbf (Wow. How fast our world moves nowadays.)

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2009 Darwin Award winners announced: http://bit.ly/V1HLl

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Happy Birthday, @aprilwinchell.

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I fully support this website: http://bit.ly/5aLtCV It's always nice to have options. Nuke your Facebook for great justice.

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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. lol RT @sciencebase: Most useless machine ever: http://bit.ly/7uqZml

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Back to work... :^/

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@KenPlume Cool to hear you are a fan of the 8 bit classics. I recommend RushJet1's "Forbidden Planet".

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Trying to decide between @KenPlume's TV/video game tunes broadcast and @avflox's Tinychat. So far, Mario Bros. is winning. lol

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Listening to @KenPlume playing TV tunes. Not sure if I should laugh or cry. I think I'll just go in the bathroom and hit my face repeatedly.

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Why the fork are all of you in Tinychat nao? Tinychat is so mid 2009... C'mon! Don't make my obvious d*ckheadedness seem better than you!

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@KenPlume Where are you chatting this evening? Or is this a shut up and listen sort of broadcast thing? lol

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Thanks for putting up with my 2010 tweets, tweeps!

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Apparently, Jupiter is now a star. I'm going to try and verify this tomorrow unless Interpol arrests me for being an Arthur C. Clarke fan!

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Yessss! America wins again! F*ck you aliens! And f*ck you dolphin and whale!!!!

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Noooooo! The aliens will never suck up Scheider's power of whiskey! This is America in the 80's! You can't win, aliens!

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Bowman is patronizing HAL now. Jeebus, HAL. You suck. You suck more than monoliths sucking up Jupiter!

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Still trying to figure out what the hell reason Russians were needed for this space flick.

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Yeah right... HAL is just playing his victim card here. FU, HAL! We aren't buying your facade of artificial nobility!