Matt Green

Just this guy, you know? I'll probably lurk for a while, only really becoming adept at Twitter as it takes its last dying breath as a viable social medium.

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing she wasn't my date, and although I'd had a crush on her in middle school, that wasn't really the reason either. she'd been chewed up & spat out by her clique that year, & had few friends, so I hoped the mysterious dedication would help raise her standing a bit, or even cheer her

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing Czech that out!

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing Are you planning any time in Portland while you're PNW based?

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing Breaking a long Elon-related period of refusal to engage on this platform to say: may I?

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing I thought I felt my ears burning, but now my cheeks are quite red too

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@SusanElizabeth They are darling!

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing ¡Viva la revolución!

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing Well, nice to know Julian thinks I might be on the right track at least!

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing At least some manner of things will be well

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

If you want to understand the cash bail system, read the words of our client in a Los Angeles jail cell. Yesterday, prosecutors took a look at the case and decided not to even charge her. But she had already spent 5 days in jail without seeing a judge because she couldn't pay $$:

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@claraturing Paradise Regained

[Amanda Palmer 🎹 @amandapalmer]

💯

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@nathan_lerud "just a reminder, we're in the midst of our annual giving campaign, and we _encourage_ you to participate"RT @nathan_lerud: I wanna go to a church where instead of a sermon the pastor does this and then, when she’s finished, we all stand and say the Creed. https://t.co/eistZ8AlsA

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@WitchHistorian Ah, all the ingredients of an annoying evening.

[Dylan Meconis @dmeconis]

Shoutout to the apparently unhinged volunteer at @OregonHumane who was on kitten-naming duty this week

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@WitchHistorian Why, what's going on?

[Matt Green @scostumatto]

@RollingStone @SavannahSly Awfully cruel, @wellsfargo. I assume you'll at least have the courage of your new convictions, and also (cont) https://t.co/159WBjxFh6

[A. Bonkdóttir, Ar.T @TheBonkQueen]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods