Scott Swing

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[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

you guys know your entire party is covering up a pedophile ring right

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Pépito is back home (08:29:18)

[Scott Swing @scot_swing]

@the__Kernel @blakesley_ Iykyk

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Imagine being so propagandized that you think it’s a bad thing to provide children with food at a place they’re legally obligated to be 8 hours a day

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

These kids think they’re getting candy tonight when really I’m handing out 1 TB of Jalen Hurts highlights

[Scott Swing @scot_swing]

@Autism_Squeaks A

[Who_TF_is_Smitty_Bacall? @stylezmorales]

Why are the Eagles 5-2 if Saquon has yet to have 100 yards?

Yall said we were only winning due to Saquon lol

[Scott Swing @scot_swing]

@vitaminSwing @backxwash Knowledge

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

Fly Eagles Fly to @littlecaesars for two 1-topping pizzas for the insane deal of $4.99 each! Online only 🍕🦅

Plus, you can celebrate the Birds with Super Bowl 59 commemorative pizza boxes available for a limited time at participating stores 🏆🏈

[NFL @NFL]

One of one. @saquon

[⚡️(1-0) @FlaggSZN]

9/11 if Arch Manning was the pilot

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Now that trump has D.C. locked down and is getting set to send the military to cities he doesn't like. I'd like to point out that the 2nd amendment bros are nowhere to be found.

How many times? How many stupid arguments? Some chowderhead with his chest puffed out. "We need our guns in case the government gets tyrannical....shall not infringe... we the people... blah blah blah."

Cowards. The biggest group of hypocrite cowards. Gun companies selling these middle aged men a rambo fantasy that one day they'll have to save the country from a tyrannical government. They bought their camouflage outfits. All their gear, merchandise, 1776 stickers. They even got their own coffee line. Compensating for a small dick and shit personality.

But that's all it was. Marketing. To sell these ultimate dildos a fantasy. Because let's be real. The only time the 2nd amendment crowd speaks out is when a child gets shot in school and they think someone might try to pass a gun law. That's it.

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Jalen Hurts asked why he didn’t wear his Super Bowl ring: “I’ve moved on to the new year. It’s as simple as that.”

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

literally everyone: “WE WANT THE EPSTEIN FILES”

congress: best we can do is a 5 week paid vacation for ourselves

[Scott Swing @scot_swing]

@tedcruz He doesn’t support pedophiles like some people.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

Yeah man that sucks.

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Just incredible

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Main Street not Wall Street

[litquidity @litcapital]

“But guys, we don’t even trade with your country”

“Shut the fuck up penguin. Did you even say thank you? We’re tired of you taking advantage of hard working American patriots”