Scotch

The whole world is a bottle and life is but a dram.

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Nothing ruins a good whisky like bad company. #chooseyourpals #alonetime

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Sam smith looks like a British penis. #GRAMMYs #cheapripoff

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Watched a bartender kill a glass of whiskey with a full scoop of ice. A moment of silence for our fallen brethren. #whiskeyrules #scotch

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When asking yourself if you'd like a glass of scotch; first ask yourself this question: Am I alive? If yes, proceed to pour. #HappyNewYear

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This new year; promise yourself to drink less....ciders, and more whiskey. #NewYearsResolution

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I'm immune to #ebola

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. -Mark Twain

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*shakes head disapprovingly*

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@Gabrieletienne_ *shakes head*

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@burleygig followed by "goes down easy" and "heart-warming", and "breathtaking" and "spine-tingling". We ARE talking about me... Right?

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@haque_farhan @MitaliKhade @niall @NiallOfficial this boy is doomed to drink Bud Light.

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There's no excuse for your behavior, so drink until you have one.

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While walking down the aisle looking for school supplies..."pencils...erasers..scotch tape......maybe just scotch." #SchoolProblems

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Get together with your friends and try something old. #newerisntalwaysbetter

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"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.” #scotch

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Hey now, I deserve supper first... #scotchisscotch

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I did the ice challenge today and dropped two cubes over me. I'm still tasty. #alsicebucketchallenge

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I'm glad you all started your day off with @Java_Calling but you should all finish it with me. Aged 25+ years preferably. #scotchisscotch