Scot Treadway

I'll give my life to Jesus because he gave his for me.
NCSU '19, nuclear engineering

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

@glukeperrin @ESPNCFB Definitely seems like a hyperbole to me

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

@glukeperrin @ESPNCFB You cant "detonate" a nuclear reactor, it just gets hot. You could put a bomb in the reactor pool or something and detonate that, but it wouldn't be a nuclear bomb, it would just release radiation

[Office of Nuclear Energy | US Department of Energy @GovNuclear]

ENERGY INDEPENDENCE:Nuclear provides clean, reliable power around the clock to protect the air we breathe and the grid we depend on so that we can truly be a free, democratic nation. 🇺🇸

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

Just did a load of laundry and got my A-list shirts back, y'all better watch out at work

[North Carolina Zoo @NCZoo]

Our sincerest condolences 😢

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Honeydew Still Not Ripe https://t.co/1a6C8Lah0W

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Remote-Learning Student Praying It Snows Enough To Bring Down Internet Lines To Cancel School https://t.co/ZRmATidBdw

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

Nice, patient suit lady: okay sir, do you know your shirt size?

Me: *proud that I finally know what I'm talking about* yes, usually a small!

Suit lady: okay. *gets out tape measure to get my shirt size*

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

I went to get fitted for a suit today, and had no idea what I was doing

Mens Wearhouse lady: Okay, go try these pants on
Me: okay
Me: *goes into dressing room and comes out in my original pants* yeah I think they were pretty good
Suit lady: oh, we need to see you in them

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Suit lady: Okay, now try on these shoes. Here is a shoe horn
Me: *sits down and looks at the shoe horn for a solid 5 seconds*
Me: I dont know what a shoe horn is

Bonus: I didnt know my shoe size without checking the shoes I was wearing

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

Me as a lazy man who likes to try to cook sometimes

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@glukeperrin @_feelmybeard We cool

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

Me when my parents bought my food: eew this expired yesterday, throw it out

Me when I buy food:

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This christmas, I'm just happy that I, who moved away to a big city for my career, did not lose my girlfriend to a country boy with a golden retriever who shows her the true meaning of Christmas

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Today a lady was struggling to get her puppy to come up the stairs in front of me, and I stopped and petted it, then it ran all the way up the stairs after me. That felt good man.

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Today I found out that I am a 70 nanocurie source of radiation due to naturally radioactive potassium in muh body! That means every second, 2,590 of my atoms decay. Very neat

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I was so excited to maybe have trick or treaters this year, but no one came! I got a bucket and a bunch of candy and everything 😪. Spooky Scot is not feeling very Spooky right now

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@GeorgesBBQSauce what is the 5th animal on your bbq sauce logo. My family is being torn apart debating it

[Luke Perrin @glukeperrin]

“How do you feel about this Church History paper coming up?”

Me:

[Scot Treadway @scotreadway]

Hmm I wonder which day I hurt my leg over the summer