The SNiPad

Parody account. We gave away ten iPads but left your country a smouldering ruin. #TalkLeftActRight #VoteSNP #SNPGood

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

How it works.

SNP MPs: grievance, butthurt

SNP MSPs: incompetence, butthurt

And you still haven't noticed.

#BothVotesSNP

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

A Brexiteer, the MSP fir Palestine, a naebody, a naebody who parks in disabled spaces, and an Irish Republican wannabe meet up wae a convicted perjurer fir a sing along and a swatch ae Braveheart in Freedom Square.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Who do you stand with?
#DissolveTheUnion
#forfairness

[Seville Calculator @SevilleCalculat]

In unrelated news I’ve just got a job as a pilot so I’m keen to learn how to fly an aeroplane.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Yes family? Siol nan Gaidheal? Wings? Hope over Tommy Sheridan’s nameless fear? Natalie McGarry? Mark McDonald? Gillian Martin? Every fucking useful idiot who believed Alex Salmond? https://t.co/g4wAINui8N

[The SNP @theSNP]

☀️ Over the summer, @KeithBrownSNP will be hosting three National Assemblies to talk through the opportunities of independence – a discussion that will be driven by our members.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Natalie McGarry, Tasmina Sheikh, Gillian Martin...

Women For Independence turned up some absolute fucking diamonds, eh? #reshuffle

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

1. Receive £400k government grant
2. Tour the country with dodgy PowerPoint presentation
3. Lose referendum
4. Get elected
5. Squirm as Growth Commission exposes your dodgy PowerPoint presentation
6. Don’t pick up litter
7. Become a Minister

Ivan McKee, he’s SNP.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

@SCOTSANGEL1

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Jeane Freeman gets Health. A former communist and spin girl, she triggered a cybernat pile on in a clumsy smear attempt after falsely accusing an NHS nurse of being married to a Tory councillor.

She seems perfect for the SNP. Maybe less so for the NHS. #reshuffle

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

This is a parody account, but I doubt anybody screaming in capitals who wants UDI will know what that means. https://t.co/pw9H65U3zS

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

After the disaster that was CAP implementation, Fergus Ewing remains in Cabinet. #reshuffle

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Nicked for driving without insurance in 2016 when Transport Minister. Now he’s been made Justice Secretary. Ultimate trolling from Wee Nippy.
#reshuffle

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Andrew Wilson may be a nice chap and much lauded by the Scottish commentariat. But he was still prepared to go along with the utter dross that was the 2014 White Paper.

Handle with care.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

‘All Under One Banner’ 😂😂😂😂😂
#AUOB

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Civic nationalism ma erse. https://t.co/zvo2HB1ESm

[The National @ScotNational]

Readers John and Margaret McCall snapped this colourful garden in Glencoe village.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

Biggest warship ever built for the Royal Navy - not a fucking peep from Sturgeon or her stormtroopers on launch day.

Support vessels that Scottish yards haven’t even bid for going to open tender - “BETRAYAL!”

Miserable, girning, greetin’-faced. Don’t buy their hate.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

@AgentP22 State of that.

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

The National Roadshow looks remarkably like the SNP roadshow. https://t.co/zGlddweJtO

[The National @ScotNational]

Packed house for The National Roadshow in Port Glasgow! 😎

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

In which Janey wears a beautiful homemade craft necklace of copper sulphate crystals. True celtic art. https://t.co/44ucI6G0lz

[Pilar Fernandez @pilaraymara]

Great to see @JaneyGodley in @AlexSalmondShow
Full video:
👇👇👇
Christmas Special https://t.co/ZGviZmkIIv

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

@RWBBlog Do they have the power to effectively increase the personal allowance like this?

[The SNiPad @scotspoond]

A party that holds these slobs in such high esteem preaching to Scots about obesity.