Since City last won the Champions League:
-Jesus Christ was born in a stable
-Turned water into wine
- fed 5,000 people from 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish
-Died
-Rose again
-Ascended to heaven
Back on the pitch, back in the @LFC shirt, back in the goals! ❤
Just want to say the Support over the last 15 or so months since i got injured, has been crazy so thank you to all the fans for your constant love and praise be to god always! 🙏🏾❤❤
Many readers asked us to check the claim that 1 million people attended the People's Vote march on Saturday.
Almost certainly not. Experts in crowd modelling told @WiredUK they estimated the figure was somewhere between 312,000 and 400,000.
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Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!
“2/3rds of Tory MPs say we mustn't go past 29th March”
Q: You think that's what the country wants, to come out in 8 days?
A: Yes, I think that's what the country wants. I don't think that's what the Remainer Parliament wants, but I absolutely think that's what the country wants
Am I in a minority that thinks hey we’ve made our bed with the vote on Brexit now how about we get on with making the best of it. If a mistake has been made take it on the chin and move on 🤷♂️
Jose Mourinho:
"Paul Scholes criticised me when I was the manager at some of the biggest clubs in the world while he only lasted for 31 days at Oldham Athletic. Go back to the studio."