Connor Scott

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Only the fourth man in United history to score 200 goals - congratulations @WayneRooney. #mufc

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Urqy01 "If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small, then are midgets really people?"

[DadfieldRoad @kailinKKP]

It's OFFICIAL on the 1st of September 2013, my dream will come true. I will be at Anfield watching Liverpool v Manchester United. #lfc ❤

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

"@funnyorfact: (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) That's just how I roll.." It aint eazy @Urqy01

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

"@tgnoble: Why do atheists on twitter have about 5 followers?"

[SuperSport Blitz @SuperSportBlitz]

It is believed Chelsea have offered Man United £10 million plus either Juan Mata or David Luiz for Wayne Rooney. #SSTransfers #SSFootball

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Alex_Taylor_Mew @PeterGriffin "Hey meg your not a smart fella your a fart smeller hehehehe""

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Tokyo was hit by a Zunami.

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Alex_Taylor_Mew "@PeterGriffiin: #SongsThatNeverGetOld Bird bird bird, the bird is the word ! Bird bird bird, the bird is the word!"

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@colsaunt thanks for the wise words! I hope u have the most amazing trip! Travel safely and I hope u make many memories! #cannabiscollege

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@alex_Taylor_Mew named a barbel "St Josephine" #StupidAllan

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Alex_Taylor_Mew If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes."

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Urqy01 if you have nothing nice to say, tweet that shit

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Urqy01 the ngwanyam whisperer #ladiesman

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@Urqy01 YOLO is carpe diem for retards ;)

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@SeArmitage where have u been?

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

@SethMacFarlane please never stop making family guy -

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery..

[Lisa @stridels]

So keen for Ostrich Braai. #SHM

[Connor Scott @scott_con]

My gramps in a micro-light! #80yrsold