Scott Davis

Just a nerd who enjoys a good story

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Seeing the decline of common sense in the world, I’ve decided to start giving away my top tips for life.

Top Tip 1: One raw onion a day, makes your breath stinky stank, jefe.

#scotttoptips #lifehacks #yup

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1934 Chrysler Airflow

*fun fact this car doesn’t have a trunk

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2002 Chrysler Prowler

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@malhdavis WAIT NO IM NOT READY

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1985 Buick Somerset

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@malhdavis You married me, you get my full blown stupid at top speed. No brakes, all clutch. Lol

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@malhdavis PEE PEE POO POO POOPY HOOPDY SCOOPDY POOPDY WHOOP. That is all your honor.

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@malhdavis Bronze, lady. Or flaky gold. American color design was peak in the late 80’s with wallpaper everywhere and shag carpets in bathrooms. I like my poopy carpets lol

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@malhdavis Nuh uh.

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Featuring : The Dead Sea Scrolls

Did y’all know that there’s a copper dead sea scroll that no one has been able to solve yet? People think it leads to treasures or a lost temple. I like to think it’s the first set of Ikea instructions.

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1982 Dodge Charger

*yeah, after the oil crisis hit cars got REAL weird lol

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1986 Oldsmobile Firenza

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2001 Oldsmobile Alero

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1990 Ford Aerostar

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1996 Ford Windstar

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1994 Ford Tempo

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1987 Dodge Aries LE (2 Door)

*my first car lol

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1993 Chrysler Fifth Avenue

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1992 Chrysler LeBaron GTC Convertible

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1996 Saturn SC2