Lil' Corned Beef Reuben

I won't hesitate, bitch.

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

And at the end of the day… a golden retriever is still a dog

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

Tbh, I miss being young (18-22), dumb and hot.

[★ yas ★ @yasminesummanx]

how it feels clocking into my 9 to 5 while an elite group of billionaires eat, murder, rape, and torture children everyday and control absolutely everything while facing zero consequences.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

found out my mom has been going on walks in her neighborhood after dark because she is “just so full of rage that anyone who would try to attack her would be needing an ambulance”

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

Wait, I’ve been a social worker for 10 years and I had no idea if someone is escalated and not listening I’m supposed to shoot their face off.

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

@ohlode I think it’s just hatred rotting her from the inside out

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hilarious in hindsight that he tweeted “your body, my choice” with a body count of 0

[silvio dante’s inferno @postersmindset]

me when i soft launch my illegitimate child

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Let's do it

[Renee @PettyLupone]

There’s not a single photograph that captures the current state of this country better.

[your fav papi 👅 @heyits_erik]

a gay man named sexiest man alive.
a muslim mayor of nyc.
prop 50 passed in california.
trump still fat, hideous and useless.

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

Trump could kill a baby on live television and you crazy mother fuckers would still fuck a voodoo doll of him in your mom’s basement.

[caymi ཐིᗢཋྀ @cowboylikecaymi]

fun fact!! this weirdo & i were quite close, she then took my trauma of being exploited online by my mother who had munchausens (which means i was medically abused & treated for things i didn’t need) and then made a whole ‘family vlogger’ skit series & used everything i told her!

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

what it feels like defending showgirl in a world full of performative thinkpiece writers

[m @msnetik]

getting a copy of the next harry potter book before the twins’ train leaves for grandma’s

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

These last three years have just been me doing the hardest things I’ve ever had to do over and over and over again

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

What’s the point of even taking two days of PTO if you have to work late every night for days to catch up from being gone?

[Lil' Corned Beef Reuben @scott_disick3]

@plant_tina @MelissaRedpill Oh my GOD