Scott Evans

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

The service from @UberEats when something goes wrong is so beyond bad, they have no right to be in business. “Oh your order is taking 1hr 15 mins when though we said 20 mins? Too bad, our ai has determined that you’ve not waited quite long enough, so we’re ending the chat”.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Very important message

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@BullaGastrobar are you aware that at the Charlotte location they’re serving basic French fries with the bravas sauce squirted on top, and selling it as Patatas Bravas?

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

To the Mainstream Media

Every time you write "roadkill," I will mention dirty C.I.A. regime-change wars and our $35 trillion debt.

Every time you write "barbecued goat," I will invoke normalized government censorship, vanishing topsoil, threatened wilderness, the epidemics of addiction and loneliness, the deaths of despair, and the world’s largest chronic disease burden.

Every time you write "vaccine crank,” I will remind you of an industry with a well-documented track record of putting profits before people, an industry with unreliable regulatory oversight, an industry which is one of the most powerful entities in the world.

Every time you write “fringe,” I will remind you of my pledge to heal the divide and center us in our shared humanity.

Every time you write "brain worm," I will mention our blundering foreign policy, which has helped bring our precious earth to the brink of World War III.

Your opportunistic fidelity to a monstrous status quo has turned you into the Red Herring Machine. The Defamation Industrial Complex. The Abettor of the Social Lie.

We are a beautiful but polarized and ailing nation.

The more you smear me, the more I'll keep speaking.

[Nick O'Brien @NickLovesSpain]

Tomorrow marks the 63-year anniversary of Ernest Hemingway’s death.

A journalist, a novelist, and an enthusiast of Spain.

Here are my 15 favorite insights — on life, writing, and the country we love — from his literary explorations of Spain:

(a 🧵)

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@Rodneyniya @elonmusk Wear sunglasses and use your eyeballs to look at the screen but keep your head facing forward. This is the way I’ve found that works best. Incredibly irritating

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@creation247 House of Cards

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@Alexmat973 Hey, the NY Section 8 waiting list opens today https://t.co/qw2kv75kgA

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

For those who insist Trump is a religious man, I'll grant you he pays taxes like a church.

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@AppleSupport still not resolved. Just want to purchase and watch the movie!

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@AppleSupport still not able to watch Avengers Endgame. Stuck on “pre-ordered” state. An hour on the phone to support still hasn’t resolved it and I’ve been told to wait 24hrs and see if it will resolve itself 😭

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@AppleSupport still not able to watch Avengers Endgame. Stuck on “pre-ordered” state. An hour on the phone to support still hasn’t resolved it and I’ve been told to wait 24hrs and see if it will resolve itself 😭

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@jimmyjohns Florence, KY just hung up on me when I was asking whether they delivered to my home. Phone manner was awful. Call back to manager resulted in zero acknowledgement of my treatment. Nice way to do business 👍

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@christov0103 @Smashburger Fries tossed in olive oil, rosemary and garlic

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

Not a good first @Smashburger experience at Philadelphia airport. Classic chicken looked like it was assembled by a 3 year old and the smash fries consisted of around 5 smash fries on top, with normal fries filling the remainder of the box

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@Apple New AirPod feature: lock them to a specific user, so if they are lost or stolen, they are useless to that person

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

As a Model S owner since 2016 who can get to Hawthorn on 14th March, and knows of someone who can’t use their invitation, can I come to the Y launch instead please? @Tesla

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

@Uber in Chicago is terrible today. Switching to @lyft for the foreseeable

[Apple @Apple]

June 4 at 10 a.m. PDT.
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Retweet and we’ll send you a reminder on event day.
#WWDC18

[Scott Evans @scott_evans]

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