Scott McClain

San Diego native - #Penn grad - attorney but nothing here is close to legal advice. #Padres #Flyers #Clippers & lots of pop culture irreverence.

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Turned the @Padres game on after the USMNT shitshow and saw we’re already down an ABS challenge in the bottom of the 2nd - sounds about right

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@thestevenwoods the segment with @enosarris today was legitimately the most interesting baseball discussion I’ve heard in years - thank you!

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@BenHigginsSD this morning - “I hope the Padres play well leading up to the Cubs series”

Padres: immediately get 1-hit by Dustin May

AJ, please don’t go all in on this mess.

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@thestevenwoods Great,now I’m hooked…son of a bitch…

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@thestevenwoods I haven’t bought cards in decades but thanks to you and Paul bought this on a whim - wtf did I just get myself into?

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@thestevenwoods This is, as the kids say, a hit, right?

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@thestevenwoods @Padres I know Stammen likes to change the lineup around but not sure this is correct at catcher…

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@thestevenwoods In 2023 we kept getting told “it’s early” through June - I don’t want to hear it anymore - there are serious issues with this team

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@thestevenwoods @BenAndWoods And Joe F-ing Satriani on lead guitar - so cool

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@BenAndWoods @thestevenwoods thanks for the Hagar tickets! It was awesome

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@TalkingFriars Looked like Harper asked him the same thing after the out

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@thestevenwoods I missed the show this morning so am playing catch up - worst dessert are oatmeal raisin cookies that trick you into thinking they’re chocolate chip cookies

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⁦@BenAndWoods⁩ ⁦@thestevenwoods⁩

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@BenAndWoods It’s like Legionnaire’s disease from fantasy camp

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@thestevenwoods hey if the coaches give you any crap use these as blackmail - from the 1996 Padres family cookbook

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@thestevenwoods this is bad, right? Asking for an entire fanbase

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@thestevenwoods the Coachella talk always reminds me of Party Cannon l

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@Letters2AJ Update: he did not do it

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@Letters2AJ You mean one hit won’t do it?

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@thestevenwoods You yelled at us while holding a golf club in the QC Kineticx commercial - I thought you would have taken the opportunity for a plug!