Scott Nelson

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

#StartSpreadingTheNews Yankees fans, we’re going to the ALDS!

Final: Yankees 8, Twins 4.

[Media Matters @mmfa]

Fox News: Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk politics

Also Fox News:

[Gustavus Adolphus College @gustavus]

First week vibes. #whygustavus

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

Biggest hassle in life is tapping through a bunch of videos of concerts on snap stories.

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

@Eli_Dewey this hurts...

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

@RachelHaefliger my god...

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Let's make a deal Donald; you get your Emmy and we'll just forget this whole president thing ever happened

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

At this point, trump just needs to drop out. Unbelievable

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When the test is nothing like the review

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

You can't win them all

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

Update: I attacked the spider with 2 Kleenex, it fell on the ground, and I jumped backward and almost landed in my toilet #AlmostMale

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

They say you're finally a man when you're able to kill a spider with your bare hands. I will never become a man. #complacent

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

If Donald Trump is described as a true American, then I want to be a Canadian

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

Sometimes life hands you lemons, and sometimes it hands you 3 mcdoubles and a small fry. Either way, I still need a drink.

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

We all know a person that abuses the snapchat stories way too much.

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

I always assumed that the older I got, the better my handwriting would be. That prediction didn't really pan out. #SomeThingsNeverChange

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

Almost just dumped my leftover milk in the garbage and toast in the sink. It's gunna be a fun day.

[Scott Nelson @scott_nelson13]

Going to bed early is one of the most underrated things

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Me in class

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

World's Most Useless Job... Olympic Swimmer Life Guard