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[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

I still don’t understand how people get addicted to gambling ,as soon as I loose 2k my whole day is fucked up😂.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Am i grateful? Hell yeah.

Is this the life i want? Hell no.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I hate the nose blindness that occurs w perfume. I’m tired of everybody telling me I smell good but I can’t smell it. I don’t buy this shit for yall. now what’s the solution?!

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Another funny set of people in this country are those who salute their parents when they return from NYSC camp. 🤣🤣🤣

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

You cannot out-hustle a failed government.

You cannot out-pray a failed government.

[Zion @zionszzn]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idc about who reposted a reel for the first time😭😭😭😭😭😭

[23 @23uno_]

dem don calculate your money as 3,052,000 and you don rush tell the bros make he use the 52k sub. no worry na when you go scroll contact tire where you dy find 10k you go understand rubbish wey you do.

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

terrorists are kidnapping people- una go do skit.

nigerians fry akara to cope with the bad economy - una go do skit.

nigerians are going through xenophobic attacks - una go do skit.

what exactly is funny about these situations? are you people cursedddd???

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Is this opay transaction history thing even real, cause I don’t remember spending this amount

[RUTH 🇨🇦 @it_Rutie]

You only need your WAEC result to run for President. But for a ₦100K job, they want NYSC + 10 years experience. 😭

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Make some of una chase girls nau, we don too much wey dey chase this money

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[mmiii @arjmxrell]

Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever. We call these people cops.

[ajay @1meajay]

always choose calmness, but still mount your werey for side too. settings dey change.

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

there are times you look around your room and see those things you used to pray and hustle hard for. things that gave you sleepless nights to achieve.

then you start smiling hard and laughing because you used to think that time, that it was impossible to achieve.

[superdad @udysznx]

so all of us wan dey look each other as
nobody wan talk truth about this glacier girl song?

[superdad @udysznx]

when my overthinking don too much i go just open twitter

less than 5 scrolls and i don already see two people wey their life spoil pass my own😭

[superdad @udysznx]

who dey buy all these girls phone wey no dey buy them data abeg?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I made peace with the fact that anything that wants to be chased doesn't want to be caught.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

I just bought fuel 109k for full tank, I’m angry all over again. Revolution now!