scott_shapiro

I'm a comedian and radio personality living in Phoenix. You can check out my websites: and

[scott_shapiro @scott_shapiro]

@lachjaw my son Alan and I were at your show last night in Milwaukee! He got onstage and we were lucky enough to come backstage to meet you all. Thank you for making it the night of his life and we both agreed that your check writing bit was the funniest we’d heard all year.

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@OpenTable i was shocked today to see that 42,900 points were deducted from my account. There is no way for me to contact you. Please reissue these points.

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@united @Hertz Thanks @Hertz. Sorry I was a dick

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Thank you @united for #boycottNRA. I’ve never been so proud to be a loyal 1k customer. I won’t even complain next time I don’t get an upgrade. @Hertz? I’d like to keep my loyalty to you too...

[CNN @CNN]

This company is reversing a longstanding eyeglass industry trend by bringing eyewear production back to America https://t.co/pcrTxRLs6U

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2020mag's photo https://t.co/GAJic35GQQ

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@AmericanAir still waiting for bags. Now we've driven all the way back to O'hare where we were told the bags would be. Guess what? No bags.

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@AmericanAir lost my mother's luggage and she's been without any clothes or toiletries for almost 4 days. #runaround

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Yelp application on my new Samsung galaxy note 2 = wtf.

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Goodbye Iphone. Your commercials aren't cool enough anymore so I've purchased a Samsung. ..whose commercials aren't cool either.

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I'm at First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre for Radiohead and Caribou w/ @fatjesus23 http://t.co/S1xGXyLs

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I'm at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport (PHX) (3400 E Sky Harbor Blvd, btwn S 24th & S 44th St, Phoenix) http://t.co/YNrWeSte

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I'm at Zine Noodles Dim Sum (Palazzo) (3325 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas) http://t.co/TFkLpyIT

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I just ousted Tony H. as the mayor of Zine Noodles Dim Sum (Palazzo) on @foursquare! http://t.co/BbqMivzj

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I'm at Venetian Resort & Casino (3355 Las Vegas Blvd S, Sands Ave, Las Vegas) w/ 2 others http://t.co/XRj3NiJ0

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I'm at Venetian Table Games (Las Vegas) http://t.co/TkXyWVPV

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I'm at Postrio (Winnick Ave, Las Vegas) http://t.co/Kp7prY3p

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I'm at Zine Noodles Dim Sum (Palazzo) (3325 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas) http://t.co/JNkcEGNw

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This place ha really good steaks. (@ CUT) http://t.co/OAzDb7HE