Sukotto Russeru

50% Chihuahua. 50% lover. 100% Confused. 239.33% Maths Joonyus.

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@michaeldweiss

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@theliamnissan Trump's tarrifs mean 50% less jelly roll for the same price

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@meladoodle Is that a handbag or did you mug a valkyrie?

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@theliamnissan It will resemble the final scene in Return of the Jedi. Americans from coast to coast will be singing yub-nub and drumming on MAGA skulls

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@theliamnissan I endorse this hat message. Mary Trump has been 100% spot on about uncle Donnie.

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@karengillan Plot twist - Karen should be cast as the Kurgan instead of Dave Bautista, and required to portray an east European accent

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@cheapseatsau @TheCrazyBull @meladoodle @nathvalvo Miguel is so chaotic good

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@cheapseatsau Monday? @HYBPA won't be happy

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@cheapseatsau Chartreuse of course

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@theliamnissan Ah yes, ol' President Trump... Taco Two Weeks, we used to call him, back in the day...

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@theliamnissan Jesus Chrysler should be your next Twitter name

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@theliamnissan Politicians who discover their spine only after leaving office.

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@bajo Switch 2: Electric Fun4U

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

An easy way to check if a tweet about the election is false: Check the author's bio. If the author is "Elon Musk," it's probably fake

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@Tendar Russians trying to interfere with another Georgian vote

[Allan Lichtman @AllanLichtman]

Nate Silver’s compilation of polls is so unreliable that he now says that who will win the presidency is down to luck.

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@EricIdle It's like a mad scientist took a kangaroo, chopped it in half, then combined the top half of a giraffe with the bottom half of a giraffe.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Another woman died unnecessarily because of abortion bans today, but Trump rode garbage truck so…race is tied.

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@meladoodle Now you're Halloween-famous on your street, the pressure will be on to top this effort next year.