Scott Ball

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@TECtwwi Clicking that link gives a “403 forbidden” message. I can’t find any information on your website. I live near Blind Brook and need information.

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@jonstewart So glad you’ve been healed!

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@espn I agree with what he wants, but it’s not his place to do it.

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@kevin_nealon I made sure to record my late wife’s voicemail greeting before surrendering her cell phone number.

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@JJWatt We know that tips supplement the low hourly wage of wait staff. If the cooks, bussers and cashiers make a similar low wage, then yes, a tip is called for. Otherwise, it’s nice, but optional.

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@realDonaldTrump Thanks for the warning

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@PopTartsBowl @GeorgiaTechFB @BYUfootball Can you make @espn turn off the Spanish feed, please?!

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@espn Are you force-feeding us the SAP for the Pop Tarts Bowl?

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@TammyDianeSapp There’s a lawyer in Louisiana who thinks that’s his catch phrase. Annoying billboards all over I-10. (At least a couple of years ago.)

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@RossKneeDeep I have one in my truck for drive-thru change. Starting to get a little brittle, I’m afraid. Well, so am I for that matter.

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@RicFlairNatrBoy @CoachJim4UM @OleMissFB @Lane_Kiffin @KirbySmartUGA @HerschelWalker Vanderbilt is doing well. Maybe there’s a seat on their bandwagon.

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@HeymanHustle @WWEAustralia What does the pool have an affinity for?

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@StevieVanZandt I like the orchestra’s ��ta-dahhh!” at the end.

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@Natures_Own Why is it that too many times this is what I encounter in the middle of a loaf? Sometimes the holes are even wider.

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@RicFlairNatrBoy Your first sentence is the opposite of everything else in your tweet.

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@MLBNetwork I always enjoy watching dy games.

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@WrestlingNewsCo The 3-finger shot was taken at another event. Different glasses, different vests.

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@StevieVanZandt I’m rooting for the Eagles because I’m a Joe Walsh fan.

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@realDonaldTrump Fentanyl is one of our citizens?

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@elonmusk How can Santa slap that guy’s left cheek with his left hand?