This is Jonathan the tortoise, the oldest known living land animal in the world. He hatched in 1832 and is now 190 years old. Here is a picture of him, on the right, from 1886.
We thought it would be cool if there was a box set of vinyl with different mixes of music to go along with different types of weed, so we made one. Here’s me vibing the fuck out to Sativa. (Available tomorrow from https://t.co/TNjpWFhbWB)
"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."
A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.
This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.