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Rigger/Party

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Avengers - if it was made in the 80s:

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Josh Hokit vs Michelle Obama (Mortal Kombat Edition)

[Monica @Monica1197471]

Tony Hinchcliffe Hates YouTube.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 FAFO! A leftist rioter blocking cars outside ICE’s Delaney Hall in Newark got absolutely LEVELED by a security officer

I could watch this on loop 🤣

The solution is simple: GET OUT OF THE WAY.

[Daily Faceoff @DailyFaceoff]

The Golden Knights pre-game intro is always a treat ⚔️

📹: Sportsnet

[B. White @BBoiseBBrian]

ICYMI:

Torts gave all the Torts answers. "No" "No" "I know the room. They will be ready." We know what we are going to get with him..... boring pressers. So, I am making up how it went:

Shorsey:
Torts, give your balls a tug, titfucker. Your boys got Colorado lookin’ like they’re playin’ with one puck short of a dozen. Series is basically wrapped unless your guys forget how to hockey tonight. What’s the game plan for the first period, big guy?

Tortorella:
In the first period… kill some guys.

Shorsey:
Ohhh, there he is. Straight to the murder. Alright, fair enough. Second period, you got MacKinnon flyin’ around like he’s got a rocket up his arse. Your D gonna pinch harder than a church collection plate or what? What’s the message for the middle frame?

Tortorella:
In the second period… kill some guys.

Shorsey:
Classic. Consistent. I respect it. Now third period, these Knights gotta close it out. You gonna tell ‘em to sit back and protect the lead like a buncha pussies, or you want ‘em finishin’ hits like it’s last call at the Legion? Lay it on us, Torts.

Tortorella:
In the third… never let them forget who you are.

Shorsey (clapping once, loud):
There it is! The holy trinity, kill some guys, kill some guys, and make ‘em remember your name. You coach like my uncle fights at the bar: short, violent, and everyone leaves a little traumatized. One more for the boys back home, if they come out flat tonight, you benchin’ stars or just screamin’ till the rafters shake?

Tortorella:
In the first period… kill some guys.

Shorsey:
Attaboy. Never change, Torts. You’re a beauty.

Tortorella:
Fuck you, Shorsey.

Shorsey:
Fuck you, Torts.

[y - MC_LXIX @mc_lxix]

We are the evil empire… we are in everyone else’s heads rent free

[Kill Tony Commenter @KT_Commenter]

Bucket Pull 3:

Martin Malloy ❤️

“I didn’t know Shane Gillis had a brother” - Tony

[MD @mike_daddino]

I promise… this is the most astonishing video you will see today

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

"Hurt" is not an original by Johnny Cash. The song was written by Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) in 1994 for the album The Downward Spiral. Rick Rubin had to insist several times on Cash recording his version, at first Johnny found the idea completely insane because the original version is industrial and noisy. At 71, already very ill, almost blind and with trembling hands, Cash completely transformed the band.

The iconic video, directed by Mark Romanek, was filmed at the House of Cash (his own museum). June Carter Cash appears looking at him fondly, the video was shot in February 2003, a few months before she died (May) and Johnny himself (September).

Trent Reznor was so moved that he declared, "This song is not mine anymore." It is considered one of the best covers of all time.

[Wolverine land @Breaking57]

great job roasting tom brady😂

[UTD EXTRO @AgbaExtro]

Why are the d0gs way stronger than them?😁

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

I honestly don't get why women's sports aren't as profitable as men's sports.

This stuff is hilarious

[G-MA & G-PA @GPAIndiana]

If you’ve never seen this video you’re in for a treat 😂 Top 5 in my book and I’d argue it’s number 1. Every time I see it I have to watch it more than once! “She came down in a Bubble…Doug” we need a “Where are they now” follow up 😆

[Rocky🇺🇸🪖🤠😎✝️ @RockyAtotheK]

I shit and get off the pot.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

You are NOT ready for what’s gonna happen 😭

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Unc really said "I just paid off my student loan" 💀

https://t.co/xJuXOGZQsH

[AbsoluteAutism @AbsoluteAutism]

Check out the comparison

[Paul Brown @0xQuasark]

An exact depiction of how mushrooms make me feel 😂

[Gay Mon-Fri. Straight on Wknds @MYTHALLICA]

This is so Real 😂💀