Scott Clams

Cultural critic, commentator, pundit, talking-head, etc. From the river to the sea 🇵🇸

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

I’ve decided that i’m going to go sicko mode. Posting here to hold myself accountable.

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

This is possibly the worst outfit I’ve ever seen
The plastic polo with the plastic skinny chinos 😭

[Paxton War Room @PaxtonsPatriots]

.@KenPaxtonTX: The future of our state and the future of our country ride on this race.

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Cigarettes are only bad for you if you have a skewed moral compass and are of weak mental fortitude
If you are pure of heart cigarettes are harmless

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

@UCBerkeley hire this guy!!

[Benwheat Zydeco @TheReal_BGreene]

Heading to the Mile High City but nowhere sets you higher than @UCBerkeley! My Cal degree gave me the skillset to summit any challenge that today’s competitive business world sets before me. That’s why I #WearTheBear🐻 at the #airport

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

“Take courage, my heart: you have been through worse than this. Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this.”

[Benwheat Zydeco @TheReal_BGreene]

Forgot my keys at the office and had to go all the way back, I’m literally Odysseus

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

If Bron going to Philly I’m going to Philly

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

@kathyhotdog They ate the lettuce :/

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Mixing the Chunghwa Chinese tobacco with the top shelf exotic in the spliff got me saying 我嗨得不行了

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Getting beer with my wife in the west loop I ain’t never seen this many completely chopped dudes in my life

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

The San Antonio spurs have been successful in their righteous jihad against the Oklahoma City thunder

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Heaven is a place on earth

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

I honestly don’t care that Instagram can read my DM’s now cuz it’s just me sending my wife pairs of animals and saying “us” and me sending the boys pics of Chinese uncles smoking cigarettes and saying “us”

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

You either know how to dougie or don’t
No middle ground
Every person on earth can be sorted into those 2 categories

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

If your wife ever feels overstimulated the best move is to immediately start hitting the whip AND the nae nae right in front of her. It’ll show her that things could always be worse

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Anniversary today- giving the wife a vape and a c note

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Tf is a project manager

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

In your early 30’s you will develop an obsession with leaving it all behind and moving to south east Asia. You should do it

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

Imagine sitting outside with the boys crushing plate after plate of grilled seafood with copious amounts of lemon and sea salt drinking tiny little
Beers
Maybe a cig here and there
Linen pants on
What a life it could be

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

I’ve said this many times but we need a run club for people who aren’t annoying about it and are down to have a cigarette on the weekend

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

No ethnostate has a “right” to exist
Ridiculous concept
Did apartheid south Africa have a right to exist? Nazi germany? Ridiculous idea parroted by fools and morons

[Scott Clams @scottclams]

We got Dubai chocolate protein bars before GTA6