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Flyover Country's fav corporate & fundraiser comic. Focused on raising awareness 4 people w/disabilities. Seen on NBC, FOX, Drybar. Dad of 2 college athletes.

[scott long @scottcomedy]

My daughter Maddie is on the autism spectrum. Life is all about schedules 4 life 2 run well. It's why she loves school. Today her teachers did a car parade 4 their students. This & the @zoom_us calls have been her highlight during the pandemic. Beautiful day! #autism #rexchapman

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Luka was a dominant college low post player. NBA doesn’t have a place 4 those skill sets currently, so Luka totally redesigned his body &game to be a success in NBA. Name me another player whose ever done this. A national player of year who had the drive & humility to change.

[Frank Garza.eth @frankgarza57]

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[Frank Garza.eth @frankgarza57]

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Already missing getting to watch my warrior play. Mallory had a great freshman year.

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@jasonalanhammer Have u heard his voice…Vince never had balls.

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@ScotPollard31 Total truth. Hammer and i used this show as our template for doing a sports show. Bring some stats at times but always lead with entertainment. Most of these pregame shows r a snore.

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Dear Carli. Desperate times for Colts. Call to see if Jeff Saturday is interested in coming back. #colts

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@ChadLeistikow @Tyler_T15 Who knew your attendance was the reason the Iowa offense sucks. Happy for your son.

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@TheRyenRussillo 54 million ohio state vs 19 million Iowa. Only way they win a game like that is if the windchill is 19...not 54 or above.

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@ScotPollard31 Saw him twice. In 85 in Ames. He brought his own Hilton Magic. Incredible show. I then saw him at Deer Creek in 97. He was touring off of his 3 record album Emancipation. Totally didn't give a shit about audience. Incredible musicianship but maybe played 3 songs not off of it.

[scott long @scottcomedy]

@AnnieAgar You are hilarious and beautiful Annie, but you will always be my 3rd favorite Agar. Your dad and brother are such an inspiration to me. My daughter has a disability and I have tried to help her do every sport.

[scott long @scottcomedy]

When it comes to greatest athletes ever, the rest are fighting for 2nd place. To think Charles Barkley and Frank Thomas were at Auburn during the mid 80s.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Bo Jackson won the state decathlon title in high school doing only 8 events!

Was afraid of the pole vault and hated the mile run, so just got enough points in the other events to beat everyone else.

No one comes close to him as an athlete. Imagine Derek Henry or Aaron Donald playing MLB and hitting home runs and throwing runners out at home from Right Center.

[scott long @scottcomedy]

@ScottDochterman Taylor is a spectacular singer. Love Pretty Reckless. I saw soundgarden twice at different Lollapaloozas. Really good, but year they opened for Metallica it seemed like they were only allowed to have half the speakers of the fighting Hetfields.

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I’d risk a torn hamstring to get to run out in Layne Stadium.

[Pete Nakos @PeteNakos]

James Franklin’s first Enter Sandman at Virginia Tech.

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@EricWynalda The Cult might be the most underrated rock band of all-time. Who else could play in front of Cure fans and Metallica fans and get a great response from their fans? Electric is the Back in Black of alternative hard rock. Love is soon much better than the Stone Roses

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@comedypro You are in the plains. Joke is better with a can of POP. 🤣

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You have Kelsey Mitchell...who scores over 20 pts a game every night and had 37 pts last nite, but the Dallas defense puts their physical focus on CC. I have never seen any pro basketball player guarded like this.

[Aldo Chavez @aldo_chavez]

Paige is not defended like this
Olivia is not defended like this
A’ja is not defended like this
Not a single player is defended like this, never before and not now.
Michael have to overcome Detroit Bad Boys, Caitlin has to overcome the ENTIRE @WNBA
INSANE!!!

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@DallasJonesy She is an expert. She was a legendary player at basketball giant Yale. Senior year. Appeared in 21 games, starting four ... Averaged 14.7 minutes per game ... Scored 3.4 points and grabbed 2.9 rebounds per game ... Shot .420 from the field and .542 from the free-throw line

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Peak rap happened in the 90s.

[Mike Bones @mrmikebones]

Holy smokes! When Brooklyn and Los Angeles shared the same stage like it was nothing. Beastie Boys and Cypress Hill live on Arsenio ripping through “So What’cha Want,” 1992.

[scott long @scottcomedy]

Agree 100%! Sports were my savior as a kid, as so much around me at home was so messed up. The structure it brought was vital. The friendships I gained were essential. Sports helped me focus better on academics. It has greatly helped me be a better man and a better father.

[Scot Pollard @ScotPollard31]

None. Don’t play sports. Besides the discipline, overall health, respect for others, camaraderie, willingness to put yourself to the task for the sake of others, sports are all worthless. Don’t play them. It’s not safe. Put them in front of a screen and watch them flourish 🤡

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My kids ask me why I won't play Payday? Last thing I want to do is play a game where I have to pay more bills.