Scott Crader

Father of a sentient chia pet.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@coast1ng I never make any sense, but I always believe me.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

To the driver of the black Chevy Aveo who just narrowly avoided T-boning me... that was totally my bad, and super great driving on your part.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The beauty of doing nothing is that you can do it perfectly. Only when you do something is it almost impossible to do it without mistakes. Therefore people who are contributing nothing to society, except their constant criticisms, can feel both intellectually and morally superior

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@StetsonUSA This is a bit extreme. You should keep selling products, just not in that store.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@SGJ72 twenty-one years later, and I still remember (most) everything you said (quietly)...

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

I bet the 11 year old boy from Conroe who is now dead from hypothermia would disagree.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@SandySue1958 @nielslesniewski You win Twitter today.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@SandySue1958 @nielslesniewski No shit.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i have an intern joke and it... nevermind.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

Some folks presenting with symptoms of the Moron-avirus.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@SarahKSilverman Remains the greatest.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@LilBitFunny @JasonIsbell Appropriate use of everyday, but your only point.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@JasonIsbell It's every day. Everyday means common.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

@ItsTheBrandi @kimholcomb If that's all the paint she brought... I think it will say BACK LIVES MATTER. Poor planning. And also, people suck.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

Coasting! That's my daughter!

[MTV @MTV]

🔥 #MTVMusicMonday 🔥
Kick off your week with these tunes:

1. "Baby" by @RoderickJPorter ft. Coasting
2. "Chicken Tenders" by @dominicfike
3. "How You Like That" by @BLACKPINK
4. "Stunnin'" by @imcurtiswaters ft. @HarmFranklin
5. "TKN" by @rosalia & @trvisXX

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

Trump supporters do not get to criticize Joe Biden in any way, shape, or form about sexual harassment allegations. Full stop.

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

Breaking news: old fat white guy yells at kids to get off the lawn

Man Calls The Cops On People For Writing Black Lives Matter Messages In ... https://t.co/IVV5hSzIud via @YouTube

[The Recount @therecount]

Trump and Obama offer different plans of action for what comes next

[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

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[Scott Crader @scottcrader]

It matters, the character of the individual in the Oval Office. "I hope that every American, regardless of where he lives, will stop and examine his conscience." I hope there are yet enough left with a conscience to examine. We can do better. We just have to want to...