Scott Dee

I'm a very talented individual I can do way over 100 different impressions ranging from real people to cartoon characters!

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

I want something other than bones! I want a exoskeleton you know, be hard on the outside and soft on the inside like a sensitive thug! #Soft

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

Welcome to the year 2020 where everyday with a 4 is a means to party!!
#2020Delight

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

How come the media has been talking about Hillary Clinton being the presidential nominee from the get go??? #SoundsLikeCorruption

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

@hantaloupe if 3 outta 4 pregnancies are unplanned y'all are labeling yourselves #UseYourHeadNotYourVag

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

I'm twitter invisible.... #Sweet

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

You never know exactly how bad being poor is, until you're getting hand me downs from your older sister!!

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

Sick of all the hype!!!! Lets talk about something that should matter more!! #TheEarthsLifeShouldMatterTheMost

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

Life is like a road full of pot holes, You can't avoid them all! If we could, it wouldn't be called life now then would it??

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

So my Birthday is tomorrow, like that's important. #Unbirthday

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

@joeylabelle You realize when i come to days, no matter what happens on night shift it will always be David's fault

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

Oh.... you must be the one Mr. Cosby didn't touch! #GiveTheElderlyAdvice

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

#GiveTheElderlyAdvice Just because you got a fake hip, that doesn't make you twice as hip!!

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

#IHateTurtleKillers

[Joey Dean LaBelle @REALJoeyDean]

Mandatory equipment when working with @scottdeecomedy after a breakfast burrito lol

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

@Randubmthoughts Cheers!

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

This Spectacular Night Tornado From A Few Weeks Back #InsomiaScore

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

I'm Scruffy... The Janitor! #FuturamaForReal

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

#MyMemoirWouldBeCalled How Much Bad And Pain Can One Person Take And Still Seem To Make People Happy! #RipRobinWilliams I Know Your Pain!

[Scott Dee @scottdeecomedy]

@AnnoGalactic Nice lol #LaughaholicsAnonymous