Scott Hastings

Making music, making faces, doing voices and building a rocket ship, out of cardboard.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

If people overpay on transit, do the drivers get the tip?

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

If you watch House MD sped up (audio pitched up is important) you get to watch Hugh Laurie doing an impersonation of Ryan Renolds. @VancityReynolds @hughlaurie

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

Palpatine is the best cameo in Spiderman No Way Home

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

Been rewatching Die Hard movies. In the last one they go to Chernoble, I think the future Die Hard films should all be about an immortal radioactive zombie John McClane.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

I think I tweeted, but I may have sharted.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

#pentaverate The father from I Married an Axe Murderer is the Narrator of the series.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

#oldthemovie How did Dracula get there? He was transported in a sand filled coffin sealed from light, the ship ran aground (at night), now Big D lives in the cave.

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#oldthemovie kids start aging, Dracula is sucking the life out of them. They pass out in the dark place, Dracula's hypnotic spell.

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My bet on the new Old M.Night movie twist is that it's Dracula. Not just a vampire, but actually Dracula.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

It takes 17 months to walk the Great Wall of China.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

#taxireunionshow @DannyDeVito

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If i ever get a tattoo, it would now be a choice between either "Pobody's Nerfect" or "Solvem Probler"

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#Election2020results

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@aadamm I hear that!

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Interview with a Vampire
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#CountEveryVote #ghostcoaststudios #2020AAA

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I got Greensleeves stuck in my head but my brain keeps saying cream cheese instead.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

@aadamm This is the greatest piece of art I've ever witnessed on Twitter other than tweets.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

Hollywood should remake The Firm with Zac Efron and John Goodman.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

The Dora the Explorer Movie may be the greatest adaptation of a cartoon ever made.

[Scott Hastings @scottemoil]

Anyone mixed the Charleston with Flossing yet?