Not Scott Oake

I'm a bit creepy, but I'll be damned if I'm going stand around tossing softballs to NHLers all day!

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Excited to be bringing my creepy to Rogers!

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Thus is what happens when PJ doesn't let me dress him in the morning.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

In other words, don't mention the 6 spot he got lit up for the first time we showed these clowns on CBC this year.

[Scott Oake @ScottOake]

Devan Dubnyk is a great story for the Oilers and we'll try not to screw it up on After Hours. Questions for the Edm goaltender?

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

I'm currently disguised as a chair for the owners/players meeting. I hope a get a shifter!

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

God, I don't how I resisted the urge to run my fingers through his hair!

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Everyone instantly recognizes Eric Francis not because he's on TV, but because they've seen him peering into their bedroom window.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

I don't know why Francis is on the CBC either, other than the fact that he looks as creepy as I act.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Grapes has informed me that he's found all his goats. He thanks twitter for their help.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Versteeg's hair always smells like Vanilla pudding. He's my favourite interview.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

This crowd is deader than Bob Cole.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

So Adrian, what's it like playing for a crowd smaller than what you'd see at a concert featuring a 3rd rate Beatles cover band?

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Everywhere I go someone hums the Addam's family theme song. I don't know why.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

@fergus30 egg him for me.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

It's funny when the ventriloquist for Hrudey and Milbury pretends to argue with himself.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

@mc79hockey don't I know it. I couldn't stop biting my lower lip

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Who wants me to blow in Hall's ear during this interview?

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Whenever Mark Lee stumbles on a player name it's because I'm tickling him with a feather duster.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

I'm not wearing pants yet.

[Not Scott Oake @ScottFOake]

Maybe tonight is the night I'll ask Iginla if those are acne marks or freckles.