Scott Free

I have male-pattern blandness.

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

Hustle, Virginia is my new favorite town name.

[Rena @Mambacita_13]

Me: I’m going to get so much work done today before the break

Microsoft outage:

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

Good to see that in this country (for the moment) you still can't kill people and then sue their family for saying that you killed them.

https://t.co/eboCIz5WHN

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

Let’s talk about Donald Trump and his new Attorney General pick Pam Bondi, because boy do we have a story to tell

[ProPublica @propublica]

New: Lincare, the nation's largest distributor of home oxygen equipment, has repeatedly violated Medicare rules and probation agreements, victimizing ailing patients and costing taxpayers huge sums. The federal government has done little to stop it. https://t.co/2pOFOJjQPp

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

Speaking before Trump at Madison Square Garden, comedian Tony Hinchcliffe says: “These Latinos love making babies, there’s no pulling out, they cum inside, just like they do to our country”

Calls Puerto Rico “floating garbage island”

Joke abt black people “carving watermelons”

[KTVU @KTVU]

Elon Musk, who posts more about illegal immigration and voter fraud than any other topic on social media, worked illegally in the U.S. at the start of his career, a new report claims. https://t.co/TbrA22XmgY

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@MalteseAnna Mania: The Musk of Fate

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

It’s almost as though he doesn’t want to get re-elec— … oh wait

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

How's that delay of game working out for you, Dodger fans?

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@AaronMeyers Happy anniversary!

[San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle]

Stunning visuals from a network of webcams from UC San Diego showed the fires raging through forests and dangerously close to populated areas.

https://t.co/N8PGupVZhY

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@AaronMeyers Hrm.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵

1. World map according to fish

[Pacific Repertory Theatre @PacRepTheatre]

Vote for PacRep and the Forest Theater in the "Best Of" Awards! - https://t.co/AW040dpyQ4

[Aaron Meyers @AaronMeyers]

Absolutely nothing

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@AaronMeyers Greg would be more likable if he had to escape a family of skunks by crawling through a sewer.

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@Scaramucci Time to write a hillbilly eulogy.

[reason @reason]

Promising to restore "law and order," Trump falsely claims crime is rising. The most notable recent increase happened on his watch. https://t.co/KObPuUx0CP

[Scott Free @scottfreeactor]

@TechnoMistress @Wizards_DnD What class was Ed Gruberman?