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[scott @scottg12002]

@DrJesseMorse Your updates are great by the way

[scott @scottg12002]

Texas GOP will stick with virtual convention, even though federal judge ruled in-person Houston event is an option https://t.co/gXFHF7qTyf via @TexasTribune

[The Fix @thefix]

19 times Trump downplayed the coronavirus

https://t.co/fswjvFlRoS

[80s Sports N Stuff @80sSportsNStuff]

Jack Buck and Joe Buck remind me of Judge Smails and Spaulding Smails...

[scott @scottg12002]

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[HuffPost @HuffPost]

A cordless hardware store tool is being used to cut through the steel-and-concrete border wall, which Trump has called "virtually impenetrable." https://t.co/Au8dPbJ8cs

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The average American household will be down $1,000 per year thanks to the newest round of tariffs on Chinese goods, according to J.P. Morgan. https://t.co/0sVyMsTknU

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Preseason football: the best time to see if that guy who works at your local Petco can return a punt.

[scott @scottg12002]

@JerseyJacksofpa

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I can't believe this Avengers movie will be the last one before the next one comes out.

[Cat Woman @catwomn]

@scottg12002 @JerseyJacksofpa check out my Pink Floyd theme wall!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Look, I’m not perfect but at least my obituary won’t say, “and in 2019, he defunded the Special Olympics.”

[Orin Kerr @OrinKerr]

Imagine if the Starr Report had been provided only to President Clinton's Attorney General, Janet Reno, who then read it privately and published a 4-page letter based on her private reading stating her conclusion that President Clinton committed no crimes.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.

[Scott Hechinger @ScottHech]

For context on Manafort’s 47 months in prison, my client yesterday was offered 36-72 months in prison for stealing $100 worth of quarters from a residential laundry room.

[scott @scottg12002]

@JerseyJacksofpa

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My therapist won’t validate my parking but he will validate my feelings about it.

[scott @scottg12002]

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[scott @scottg12002]

@JerseyJacksofpa Declaring a state of emergency doesn’t allow him to take money from asset seizures in criminal cases

[scott @scottg12002]

@JerseyJacksofpa He’s taking the money from the department of defense