Scott Green

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@ChefReactions @thatbilloakley My son and I ordered one as a joke and it was actually good. ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯

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@stephenfishbach 55 burgers
55 fries
55 tacos
55 pies

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@aconneen 🙄

[Rep Stefani Lord @Lord4NM]

Thanks, Joe Biden!
$799.38 for ONE full cart at Costco with 58 items and only 9 non-food items like paper towels, plastic bags, trash bags, and razors.

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@Bloom_City @ITYSL_memes They’re trying to make it look fake

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@PageSix

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@buzzerblog I need my contract to stipulate I get all the vowel $ or it’s no deal.

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@buzzerblog Throwing my hat in the ring though

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@BvrlyTweetmaker is there a reason no one told me there’s a Krispy Kreme in Beverly?

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@dan_bernstein Did he say the Latin?

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@LukeBarnett @sagaftra That’s only enough for 29 burgers, 29 fries, 29 tacos, 29 pies, 29 cokes, 52 tater tots, 52 pizzas, 52 tenders, 52 meatballs, 52 coffees, 29 wings, 29 shakes, 29 pancakes, 29 pastas, 29 peppers, and 82 taters

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@flapjack_jebus 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

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@ZachWeiner Anyone else count 480 eggs?

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@RichardERoeper His brother was Frank. Is that worth any points?

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@JonHansenTalks I had assumed you posted because your neighbor mowed too early but now I think you’re that neighbor

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@sternpinball Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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@dan_bernstein They won the game in which you declared Fun Bad. Would you mind declaring ME Fun Bad?

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@somethingbuffy

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Hey @Fandango can I please get some help—our movie was cancelled after we bought our tickets, but we’re hearing you won’t refund the service fees? Is this really your policy or are you able to correct this?