Scott Haack

Run!

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@KVOA What’s a “murder warrant”? Seems WAY more severe than an arrest warrant.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@Dranek8 @SpeakerYeagerNV @seanmdav @SouthwestAir Same. Feel like they’re treating their most frequent customers the worst. I’d rather be a late-board middle seat WITH my fucking bag than this bullshit. Even if they do charge for WiFi.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

Why is it so out of line to board the front rows first so we don’t spend an extra 20 minutes on this “you’re in row 13 so putting your roller bag over row 3 actually makes you an asshole” crap?

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@southwestair you’ve had enough time to figure this out. Punching us all into group one has actually made it worse. Not sure what the incentive for a frequent flier is to stay when getting treated like shit by another airline seems better.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@southwestair I get it — change is hard. How do I get group 1 though, since they seem to be the only ones that don’t have to put their roller bag 9 rows behind them?

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

I think it’s important to be gracious even in a loss. That’s why I want to be the first to congratulate the #MIAMIvsTAMU refs on their parlay.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@SouthwestAir thanks for the @TMobile thing, but $8 for internet that works 60% of the time is actually BETTER than free internet that almost never works.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@FWwhatthetruck I’m assuming lots of soluble fiber.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

If I were a porcupine, I bet my mom would have had a C-section too.

[KVOA News 4 Tucson @KVOA]

First-ever C-section saves North American porcupine at San Diego Zoo. https://t.co/v94V1SFxYX

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

Prayers to Carlos. Hope the legend is okay.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

Cole. F***ing. HOCKER!!!!!

[Anna Hall Slayton @annahallslayton]

spark notes from the weekend ❤️📝

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Albuquerque Journal @ABQJournal]

Saying farewell to an icon: Mr. Powdrell's Barbecue bids adieu https://t.co/LYjgroYQLJ

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

This is NOT IT, @chicagotribune.

This was a flagrant foul, later called correctly & should have been called in the moment. She got caught up in a sport, as athletes do all the time (often to a far worse extent!).

Stop infantilizing these women! They’re professional athletes!

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

New rule proposal for the Peacock folks: you can charge me to watch a football game, or you can charge big pharma to shove diabetes, erectile dysfunction, and mild to moderate plaque psoriasis down my throat 4 dozen times per hour, but not both. Seems fair.

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

I got a crystal clear picture of the package Amazon dropped at my neighbor’s house though…

[azfamily 3TV CBS 5 @azfamily]

The Arizona Diamondbacks shock the Phillies in NLCS Game 7 4-2, sending them to their first World Series since 2001. GAME RECAP: https://t.co/FmyKNVanbR

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

This is admittedly and oddly satisfying…

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@TimothyDooner @FWwhatthetruck Why have one when you can have two at twice the price?

[Scott Haack @ScottHaack]

@FWwhatthetruck Whatever trucking logo he drove into that week.