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@GaryCardone 😏

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I'll watch Finding Big Foot when they find big foot

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If I was a drug dealer my street name would be Instagram

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If I ever discover a slutty dinosaur I will call it Mileycyrus.

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I wish Subway would ask me what kind of chips I want on my sandwich.

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I miss my pottery class.

I'm Clay Aiken

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I'd tap that.

-Tap dancer choosing a song

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Crashed my bike. Tore de pants....

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Never opened a bathroom stall by hand.

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My headstone will read, "Rest in Pizza"

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Laughed when they asked if I want fruit in my ice cream

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Fat stripper name: Cinnamon Rolls

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Old man in line farted, pretended like I didn't notice until I threw up.

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I only floss at night because it takes 8 hours for my gums to stop bleeding.

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My brother makes dandruff from scratch.

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Nothing says, I hate you, like a gift card to Wendy's