Scott 🅿️hillips

Pronouns: he/him/his. Husband and Dad. Auburn alum (BFA '94). Fmr member of AUMB, Pep Band and Auburn Knights. Print designer + video editing and motion GFX.

[Benjamin Smith @BSmith]

Bryson at #TheOpen

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

How do I know if I have regular diarrhea from Taco Bell or the explosive parasitic diarrhea from Taco Bell? 🌮 🔔

[Scott 🅿️hillips @scottiep94]

@JayGTate

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

[Scott 🅿️hillips @scottiep94]

And don’t get me started on the star player of USMNT…

[Scott 🅿️hillips @scottiep94]

This CANNOT be a serious take. The USMNT was on their heels from the jump. Played poor defense and the offense seemed stuck in the mud. And too many mistakes to advance against good teams.

Easy to dominate against lesser teams. This performance had nothing to do with the fans.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

We lost because (Belgium is a better team) we weren’t a united front as fans. We are supposed to be the United States of America not the divided states of America.

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

No fall weddings.

No advancing the ball to half court after a timeout

No red cards based off VAR replay

These are the tenants that unite us as sports fans worldwide

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

When FIFA corrupt as hell but it benefits the USMNT

[Jason Longshore @Longshoe]

https://t.co/b8vEQ2k3vY

VAR officials are instructed not to use slow-motion or frozen stills to judge intensity or intent. It looked like that happened in the Balogun incident from the video seen on broadcast.

Educated guess is that led to FIFA's decision here.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"And they will play a game, divided into two halves."

"And how much time is in each half?"

"Nobody knows."

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Scott 🅿️hillips @scottiep94]

@dBriceJ @JFergusonAU

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

I don’t understand why so many Americans are confused about how offsides works in soccer. It’s easy, if anything exciting happens, that’s offsides.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

We keep striking Iranian radar, command and control, anti air, drone and missile sites which is interesting since according to Trump we already destroy all their radar, command and control, anti air, drone and missile sites

[Auburn Basketball @AuburnMBB]

Excited to welcome Mantas to the program‼️

[U.S. Open @usopengolf]

Congratulations to our co-low amateurs, Ryder Cowan and Jackson Koivun!

[Scott 🅿️hillips @scottiep94]

Talk about living in their heads, rent free. I don’t know what is worse—their stupidity or the ease in which they lie.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lara Trump on Obama Library: It’s ugly, it's over budget, the taxpayers are footing the bill. When I think about what I would want a legacy of a president to look like, I think about the Trump presidential library.

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:

- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

WHO MADE THIS!? I’m dying.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

June 19—“Juneteenth,” also called Emancipation Day—commemorates the day in 1865 that the Emancipation Proclamation was read to enslaved African Americans in Texas: