Scottopotamus

I'm pretty fucking weird, and that's really all you need to know.

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

Thank fuck fetch isn't played the other way round

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@uwecfm I tried to enrol and got this as a reply, what do I do?

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@ScriptSlug #ScriptSlugRequest - 1917

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

#Bloodtober

https://t.co/ABSCVSlQ0A

[ENTER SHIKARI @ENTERSHIKARI]

Not long now (29th April) til our cover of @officialSOAD Chop Suey for @rocksound is released

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@ENTERSHIKARI How long will you be in Southampton HMV for on the 21st?

[Scroobius Pip @Scroobiuspipyo]

I like to say YOLO in a cautionary tone.
"Hey...HEY!.... YOLO... Remember that..."

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Here, look at BLACK MIRROR: WHITE CHRISTMAS, Dec 16th, C4 https://t.co/8UqbUankUN #BlackMirrorXmas

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

I h8 u #indirect

[antanddec @antanddec]

#shedtubestarbottlechestkeyscoordinatescompassFoggyJimmychopper
Phew!
#ImaACeleb

[Kim Does Movies @Kim_Does_Movies]

Real cool part is when guy finds all many money in the desert and is keep for him but crazy guy with bowl haircut is follow to get him back

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

Jeremy Hunt: Change the decision to fund cancer treatment for Alice Dann http://t.co/ucOCfxLPOb via @UKChange

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

Just had me flooring delivered. If I know one thing's for sure, it's that YOU GONNA GET LAID BABY

[SNCKPCK ★彡 @SNCKPCK]

hey http://t.co/RXmsXUcLIH

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

I can fucking hear them climbing all over my house. I hate them so much. They're watching me. Window cleaners are the worst.

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

They're here.

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@daniellahassell Getting off Twitter...

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@jonny_comber This may quell your love for the Black Eyed Peas https://t.co/0TuuB7xXk2

[Scottopotamus @scottiewash]

@jonny_comber Yes that was good. I prefer this one though https://t.co/6NQD69FgZk