Scott Imison

Dad, Husband, Teacher, Learner, Listener, Jigsawer.

[Scott Imison @scottimison]

@DisneyFoodBlog If with kids, Pop Century. Colourful, clean, comfortable and convenient ☺️

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Yes, it really happened. Welcome to Los Angeles, Luka.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

This is funny and disturbing at the same time.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Israel has killed over 11,500 Palestinian children in Gaza and the West Bank since October 7th, when 36 Israeli children were killed.

It’s impossible to imagine that number. This is what it looks like. A line 5km long.

(Location: Bournemouth Beach)

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

We've had 5000 days of Tory Rule today 😳 I've done some maths
🔹Since May 2010, the
NATIONAL DEBT HAS INCREASED,
on average,
by a staggering
£380 MILLION A DAY
- EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR #5000DAYS

Which begs the question....
Where has all our money gone?

I wouldn't trust the Tories with my shopping list, let alone the economy 😡

FACTS
David Cameron became PM, after Gordon Brown, on May 11th 2010, 5000 days ago.
In June 2010 he said the national debt was £770 billion (other sources quote £903 billion, but I'll use HIS £770 billion for the calculation)

By end Nov 2023 the National Debt had grown to a colossal £2,670 billion (Source:ONS)

That's an increase of £1,900 billion.
Divide that by 5,000 days of Tory Rule and gross mismanagement.
It means an increase, on average, of c£380 million every single day for 5,000 days.

#GeneralElectionN0W

[Steve in Toffeeland. @marrtoffee]

Today's Times

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Happy 2024 everybody. Wishing you all peace, health and happiness. Lets spend less energy on noisy people who want our attention and more energy on quiet people who need our help.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Imagine if we had an inspectorate to inspect the quality of the performance of government ministers in the way inspectorates assess schools, NHS trusts, police, prisons etc? From Sunak down they would be in special measures. Yet they sit in constant judgement of all of the above

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

When I was in court I heard a Magistrate singing some Ed Sheeran, so I hired him for my Wedding.
But at the ceremony he did his own material and was terrible.
Which goes to show, you should never Book a Judge by his Covers.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Johnson accidentally deleted 5000 WhatsApp messages, Hunt forgot he owned seven flats, Rees-Mogg inadvertently took a £6m loan, Villiers didn't recall owning £70k of Shell shares and Sunak overlooked his wife's stake in a childcare company. String of rotten luck there, guys.

[Ben Jennings @BJennings90]

Latest @guardian cartoon

https://t.co/sA6ESIPHFH

[T'Other Simon Out of Plastic Jeezus @TOther_Simon]

There once was a lady named Niamh,
Who was from Tel Aviamh, I beliamh.
But Niamh's husband Stiamh
Used to cheat and deciamh,
So on Christmas Eiamh, Niamh made Stiamh liamh.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

I have never heard so much bull**** in a single conference speech

This is the round up you won’t see on @BBCNews. If you think the country should see it RT it widely

[Daniel Maier @danielmaier]

The cover of @newscientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need.

[Ben Jennings @BJennings90]

Latest @guardian cartoon

https://t.co/00URRd3rq7

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

HOLE-IN-ONE FOR @StephenCurry30!!!