Scott

Stathead, Seamhead, Catholic, Educator, Parrothead, Traveler (states 50/50, Active MLB parks 30/30), NPR Sustainer, not just a keyboard monkey

[Scott @scottinphilly]

Hey @Phillies, send me your venmo.

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@EMHuron No. Just like your 20th leap year birthday doesn't keep you from being 80.

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Guy at the casino has a dog on a leash. There's no way that dog is 21.

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#Mbappe scores his 13th and 14th World Cup goal to get to 3rd all time and pass Messi.

#Messi says, "Hold my beer" and scored his 14th, 15th, and 16th #WorldCup goals tonight.

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I am not sure why I never thought of this @TheLockhorns

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"Real Trump Coins says all of its precious metals are minted in America, and that Trump personally designed the coins."

Running a country and designing coins. The vice president is helping run a country and writing a book.

They are so prolific.

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Oh look, Flyers legend Rod Brind'Amour will be lifting a Cup...

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Longest championship droughts in the four major sports...
https://t.co/bb4JgefuHU

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If you aren't busy in 2276, you can see what we put in our time capsule.
https://t.co/8Xl4W38RrI

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I just turned off the #Phillies for soccer. Who am I? What have I become?

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21 ✔️

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Yesterday we played our final game. He got me on Boom Boom Beck... Boom Boom Beck was our first player. I don't know how he remembered.

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Today I had the following.
1. He's dead
2. He played from 1921 to 1934
3. Debuted with the Cubs then played for the Indians

Of course, my fan club was not there when I said "Riggs Stephenson"! You should've seen the look on Andrew's face.

#Baseball

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Nearly every day since November, one of my middle school kids has me guess a baseball player of the day. It usually starts with "He's retired and alive" or "He's dead" then I have to deduce the identity of the player. I get maybe 40%. Today I asked for a card.

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The #president has resting Rudy face today @MeetThePress.

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Oh what we lost out on... #TripleCrown #belmontstakes158

https://t.co/FN5j8zuE7o

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Hmm, pride and joy and Indiana don't rhyme. @ChicagoBears
https://t.co/quGCI0DAbu

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Watching a graduation ceremony (that I can fast forward through), I feel for the dignitaries who have to shake 176 hands. I hope they don't get bruises that need to be covered with make up for the rest of the week.

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The best part about having a very small family is that I haven't suffered through a graduation ceremony in like 8 or 9 years and I don't see any on the horizon for another many years.

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I thought of Tom Mees today even though he's been gone 30 years this summer. @ESPN

"When you see an end to end rush, think of Tommy."

https://t.co/2quWe2ZxQz

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Question for people outside #education. If your company reaches a goal, does the boss or an underling get egged, silly stringed, or pied in the face?

Why is this normal in schools?

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Games on @AppleTV don't count in the standings, right?