Calvin Graham

Cartoonist, Musician, Tech-Wizard, Photographer and Trivia/History Fanatic.

[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

President Trump already gave you:
- $INTC at $20 - up 500%

Now Trump is giving you:
- $DELL at $230
- $USAR at $20
- $MP at $40
- $LAC at $5

Don’t miss out again…

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

I’ve decided to elevate to a more advanced level of pedantry. If someone pulls that “Frankstein is the doctor, not the monster” line, I’m going to point out that Victor is the true monster due to his hubris, then ask if they actually read the book.

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I see that internet scamsters have decided that I’m old enough that they’ll try plying me with the offer of high end power tools, rather than young ladies.

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@SAshworthHayes I moved to the US, work for a startup, and see zero reason to live in the UK. I have a better paid job, lower taxes, and everything is cheaper (especially gas+electric) because they don’t do that “net zero” bollocks that the rest of the world doesn’t give a monkeys about.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

Apparently that Luigi Mangione is being kept in the same jail in NY as Diddy. It would probably make for a great stage play, I might get the laptop out later.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

They should make a Halloween movie, where there’s no monsters or deaths, but someone’s hard drive dies and they think they’ve lost years’ worth of stuff. Doesn’t get much scarier than that.

Luckily after hours of trying, I got my HD to boot. Frantically backing up to USB now.

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@wunnaworld All good. Between the London series and this I’m about 10 grand down, I’ll probably catch tomorrow at a bar. I do love how this sport has great rivalry and fanaticism but it’s not violent like soccer, if this was NFL I may have been paying $2k to fix a chipped tooth right now.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

The wife: what are up to down there?
Me: making burgers

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

Hoping for some British classic rock to compliment the weather at this year’s #MGKBrewBlast
(at least the beer is safe under cover)

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

The butcher near me has “Thick Irish Sausages” - seems a bit racist if you ask me…

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

Crap. I did a Spinal Tap.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

The wife couldn’t find her passport so I offered to help. I spent several hours searching high and low, and after all that, I can finally conclude: it was not in that pub. Tomorrow I will move on and thoroughly search the Royal Tavern.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

With the all plot twists going on, I’m really looking forward to the upcoming season finale of America

Just as long as they don’t Game Of Thrones it. Like maybe the Chinese finally show up & Biden launches the nukes, but then I wake up in Clerkenwell and it was all just a dream.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

Told the neighbours that if I won the lottery, everyone would have a new car in their driveway. Albeit largely because I’d love to a more affluent area.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that Greta Thunburg will eventually become a right wing anarcho-capitalist agitator, when the years roll by and she realises how badly gaslit she was, by the forecasts that were absolute BS from the get-go.

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The only way that I would support a remake of Home Alone is if, at some point, Kevin told Harry “go home and get your f*****g shine box”

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

The BBC are saying that one of the royals was touching people up?! Oh right, in a photoshop sense, and it’s Kate. I bet the lawyer in that Andrew photoshop case is kicking himself now

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

So chess has a few weird rules like En Passant or Stalemate. Today I discovered a new one: "Il Vaticano" which is a completely fake new one that some people online have been trolling with on various forums. I'm not sure if this is genius or evil.

[Calvin Graham @scottishcalvin]

I’m surprised Vladimir Putin doesn’t troll the west and claim that Navalny died whilst making a new film with Alec Baldwin, or attending that spontaneous farmers market in Brussels