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wallet snatcher
comms open
strawpage soon

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you technically the waiter?

[den is seeing niall,liv&harry @discoIine]

when two vegans are arguing is it considered a beef???

[Dj Khaled @realwethebest]

Trying to use a pirate site on mobile

[val @scottishfwld]

but it’s my friend so it’s ok💗

[moonlightfxxz @moonlightfxxz]

when my friend telling me a story but she lwk sounding like the problem

[Nightskin™ | AnastasyaPilled ❄️🩵 @explaninglilnax]

Artificial intelligence when natural stupidity walks in

[haziran ꕤ @nicetoknowyuu]

Istanbul when Ihatebul walks in

[alek @alemisuu]

when a tweet is written in chinese or portuguese so ik i’m about to read some real poetry when i press translate

[bee @balladofagirl]

“translated from portugu-”

[F @fvckoluwafemi]

when my ability to socialize runs out and I start to dissociate

[miya @miyarah_]

“eres joven, seguro que estas lleno de energía”

yo después de comer:

[✰ chester 🍧 | FREE 🇵🇸 @chester_sus]

A mutual that has been inactive for 3 years js liked my post

[keyboredꕤ｡˚⋆ @0zxxcx]

got to comfortable to a person and realized i’ve been annoying as fuck

[lunita ⚢ @ul7raviolence_]

como me siento riendome de algo que hice yo

[witch blanquita 🔮 @blanquitadiarys]

yo imaginándome escenarios ficticios y se me sale una reacción en público

[karen novia d ale @killmyaffairs]

como m siento cuando soy la unica q entiende una referencia

[Altaf ;) @altaaaf10]

Finished the snacks in the cinema during the Ads

[val @scottishfwld]

good lord it’s so

[norberg & co @franzkatka]

sorry king did i disturb you

[robin ᝰ.ᐟ @robinstudied]

eu depois de falar que vou estudar a tarde inteira