J A Kay

Also known as Santa Kilmaurs.
Author of the Rory Mac Sween Book Series. The 'truth' of Scotland is here.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

An Anonymous poem personalised by @scottishjakay
Tears of a Cop
I have been where you fear to be.
I have seen what you fear to see.
I have done what you fear to do.
All these things I've done for you.
I am the one you leaned upon.
I am the one you cast scorn upon.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Reports of my demise are unfounded, I have just got a bit lost!

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

@andy_murray I write books!😉

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@andy_murray I write books about Nessie!

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

@andy_murray Time to take up Golf.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Do you want to know the truth about Nessie and Santa?
Read the free stories on my Web Page.
https://t.co/rHABpLyv4f

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

#monkeyrun
Kong is on his way to court facing charges of B.O.P, theft and #Nessie abuse. His capture was expensive as the special branch had to be used!
He looks truly sorry but is facing a custodial sentence!

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

1.2.24
#MonkeyRun
KONG CAPTURED!
A Police Spokesman for rural wildlife said, "He has been living on nuts, seed from bird feeders and drink left out by the locals. He had blended in with them was very hard to find. He has made a right monkey of us but that is nothing unusual!"

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Do you know why children are disobedient and misbehave and some adults are aggressive and unsocial?
No!
Read The Bogle!

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Santa has returned to the Dream Dimension for another year, but you can still read all of my Santa Stories for free on my web page. Just click on the link on my profile.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Full #Santa just now, I will be very busy and if you need me contact me via my web page.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

#Santa 2023 Fill yourself with #Christmas Joy.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

So my friend #nessie is back in the #bbcnews as a new expedition is started to find her. I am afraid you will fail as she is in a dormant cycle until her new egg hatches and a new baby Nessie is born to roam #LochNess. If you want to know more read my Rory MacSween book series.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

#Barbie

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One for the #Golf fans.

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

@DeborahMeaden I don't follow you but receive everything you post. How does that work?🤔

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

A long time ago before there was transgender!

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

Have you seen a white van, man?

[J A Kay @ScottishJAKay]

@CAMRA_Official Should an official page of real ale drinkers representing members like me be following Pincher the groper?