Scott Johnson

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Just had someone say "Go Nats" in the Publix parking lot and responded "Thank you." Think I'm done for today.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

One thousand percent. It's my go to karaoke and no matter where I play it the entire bar screams along. And not because I'm good at it.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

My toxic trait is once a month I forget how unfun it is going to dinner with a toddler and say "Hey let's try going out to dinner with our toddler"

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Nope. Learned about it much later as an adult. Absolutely unreal that such a major horrible event was never taught.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Were you taught about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre in school?

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

That's terrible, if only they had the option of not being on TV!

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Max just turned down chicken fingers and fries in favor of avocado toast. My first time feeling profound disappointment as a parent.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

My thrift store must be terrible, it doesn't have a day care section OR an extra bedroom/bathroom aisle

[Reezy @ReezyResells]

People who say kids are expensive have never been to a thrift store and must not know what rice and beans are 🤷‍♂️

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Conservatives and their unbelievable need for safe spaces.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Tennessee bill that allows students to report professors who teach "divisive concepts" passes House and Senate

The list of "divisive concepts" bars discussions on biases, white privilege and racism's role in slavery https://t.co/Q89lS2BLOZ

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Not trying to be obscure or contrarian but it's Isma'Il Muhammad. I saw maybe 20 of his games and I swear I remember him jumping over like 5 different dudes

[19nine @19nine_threads]

In honor of tonights Dunk Contest, who was your favorite COLLEGE dunker of all time? Was it Vince?

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

This is certainly a vibe. Not necessarily a vibe for everyone, but I respect the commitment.

[Matt Powers @mattyp20]

LFG!

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

So 2 goals in 4 1/2 hours of play is a smashing success that advances the team. And people say soccer is boring!

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

My favorite mornings involve coffee and injecting thousands of Nate Silver hate tweets straight into my veins

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

To be clear I'm a stan but maybe check 90% of the white man replies in her feed sometime. And no it's not because of anything close to the point that dumbass is trying to make.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Yeah because white people are just so supportive of @jemelehill. Our next Wayne Brady!

[Robert Nesta @Nestarichierich]

@jemelehill @jamalhayat20 @ericaleshai @TheAtlantic There’s no misogynoir in the Black community. Black women are certainly more devalued than other women in the larger society, but misogyny is not more pronounced in the Black community. You just say that type of shit to ingratiate yourself further with white people.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

The ignorance of this tweet when his opponent is DOCTOR OZ. Man would be laughed out of any democratic primary in the country

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

If Fetterman was a GOPer, his campaign would be over.

If you claim otherwise you are a liar and a propagandist.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

Is there a faster way to prove you never had student loans than to think we're all pissed about this? I'm ecstatic that other people won't spend 10 years paying them off like I did.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

What about Americans who already paid off their student loans?

[Krs6paK @krs6pak]

@realStanVG @RexChapman

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

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This. Is. Not. Normal.

[Scott Johnson @scottj27]

"This Is Us" is the single dumbest scripted show of the past 20 years don't @ me