Scott

Indian takeaway over Chinese any day

[Road Marshal @BRUSHTHEMARSHAL]

Banana to the other fruits when you add it to a smoothie

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@broughton_98 @LDNFootbalI Arteta is better

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@broughton_98 Tuchel in the mud

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@victoriadudek1 Omg yes girl it’s a NEEEEEED 😩

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

Can’t blame him, I wouldn’t want to play either

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Red card - Granit Xhaka is sent off

🔵 2-0 🔴 (35)

#MCIARS

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

What is this 🤣🤣🤣

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@ben123sharpe My defender 🤩

[Newark Town FC @NewarkTownFC]

We have another signing to announce. Ben Sharpe has impressed in pre season and we are delighted to have him on board for the new season.

Welcome to the football club ⚽️💙

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

Southgate choosing not to start Grealish today is criminal

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@thomaswherbert I thought being an Arsenal fan was painful, sheesh

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@thomaswherbert Hoping it was Old Rosie

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@thomaswherbert Peroni is massively overrated and I’m not sure why Birra is not at LEAST a 9, 8 is too low

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@thomaswherbert Don’t we all know it

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

Nice 1 Snapchat 🥲

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@scottyildiz How do they not know how to play their own fucking game

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

Matt Hancock is actually fucking clueless and it’s embarrassing to see him just make shit up as he goes along

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

@thomaswherbert I don’t think I’ve ever been in the car with you where you’ve driven over 40mph. Are you the old man? 🤔

[Scott @scottjohnson122]

Nah are people really queuing for Primark at 8am 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Casey @CaseyGreen101]

If you’re ever having a shit day just remember that someone genuinely eats rustler burgers and enjoys them