Practical Scott

Contrary to popular belief, I do know what you and Fiona do every Sunday.

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

You and the guy she tells you not to worry about #cramorant #corviknight #PokemonSwordandshield

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Hey fuck @united airlines. You’ve ruined both holidays and have offered no compensation!!? What kind of a shit business are you running?

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

So I got into my dream art school to get my BFA in Game Art and was awarded an annual scholarship #FuckingHooray 🥲

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

The older I get the less charming I get and the less I can rely on that for interviews. I bumbling 28 year old is just awkward 🥴

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

If Sir David Attenborough isn’t narrating the nature documentary, I’m uninterested. #DiscoveryPlus

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

@caliialii31 One of my coworkers was raving about the rocks tequila and I was giving her the stank face the whole time 😂

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

Why do birds have to announce to the ENTIRE WORLD THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO FUCK?!?!

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

Excited to be the 5,545th 😎 on @BackerKit for Skyclimbers - A Multiplayer City Building Action RPG. Thanks @playskyclimbers https://t.co/47eD23Yp36

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

The worst part about being human is not being able to shake the water off of your body LIKE EVERY OTHER FRICKEN ANIMAL

[LaLa Ri @TheeLaLaRi]

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[Symone @the_symonee]

So...I just won RuPaul’s Drag Race s13!!! I have no words! I love every single one of y’all from the bottom of my heart! Thank you to my family, my house, my friends! It has been the most magical ride of my life and it is my honor to be your reigning queen!

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamSymone? Show @the_symonee some love by using #TeamSymone across social media! 💘 #DragRace

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

Whoever invented white out ink is very sus... like what were they trying to hide???

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

This week my ADHD has decided that surfing is my next hobby to obsess over 🏄🏽‍♂️🌊☀️

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

@jameswilsonr @dragraceukbbc Bimini is literally everything

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@caliialii31 Exactly that.

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One of my neighbors just knocked on my door at 7:30 AM. What an absolute crack head. And no I did not answer.

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Watch this.

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

@SamsClub why are you testing my New Years resolution like this??? ☹️

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

@NianticLabs hey just one quick question, why?!?!?!

[Practical Scott @scottjr181]

@SamsClub why are you testing my New Years resolution like this?